What some people write; off da chain funny

[mtechnik]

bump for quality literature

[imsotyerred]

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse, without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

run on sentence?

the best i could ever do was write about many different way to kill old people, it was an essay question about social security for the Gov't AP test and i was tired

[Fidhle007]

Can you find the Douglas Adams ripoff too? ;)

[Funkmasta]

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

best

[E30_pilot]

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

haahaha o really? like a six foot three inch tree..lol

great post..i give this thread a 8 out of 10 stars haaha

[mtechnik]

;) :drink: :)

[NC325iC]

#7 is hilarious as are the rest but 7 damn funny

edit: lol forgot about 14 roflmao