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  • Garageaholic
    Freestyle Fabricator
    • Dec 2005
    • 5204

    #1

    This is "movies" thread. *NWS - language*

    So me and my friend have come up with a long list of porn movies that sound like real movies. I know people can do internet searches, but I have made alot of movies up myself, so let's see what you guys have as far as porn satires go. I'll start up with a few...

    MOVIES:
    a beautiful hind
    throbbin' wood
    honey, i blew everybody

    SONGS:
    Calipornication
    hooters and the blowjobs

    SHOWS:
    the pimpsons
    that 70's hoe
    genital hospital
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  • Mike325
    No R3VLimiter
    • Mar 2006
    • 3685

    #2
    One I remember Dan saying in school recently was...

    In Diana Jones (indiana Jones)

    :nice:

    Poke a hot ass (pocahontas)
    Originally posted by cabriodster87
    "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
    Originally posted by Kershaw
    i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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    • Matt86es
      Mod Crazy
      • Aug 2004
      • 616

      #3
      Forest Hump
      Lord of the Clit Ring

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      • Garageaholic
        Freestyle Fabricator
        • Dec 2005
        • 5204

        #4
        What about...

        Reservior dongs
        sperms of enrearment
        when harry wet sally
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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #5
          We used to do this at work ALL THE TIME when I worked at the video store. Keep in mind, we also had a full porno section in the back, and many of them were already done for use. These were some of our favorites that we came up with ourselves:

          Lara Crotch: Womb Raider
          The Divine Secretions of the Ya-Ya Clusterfuck
          The Bitches of Eastwick
          Thighs Wide Shut
          The Bare Bitch Project
          Shaving Ryan's Privates

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          • Garageaholic
            Freestyle Fabricator
            • Dec 2005
            • 5204

            #6
            Very nice josh, now we're talkin'

            Star whores - the empire strikes from the back
            w/ darth vibrator
            "may the foreskin be with you"
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            • AndrewBird
              The Mad Scientist
              • Oct 2003
              • 11892

              #7
              This is by far the best thread EVER!

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #8
                harry putter and the chamber of sucretions
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #9
                  Alright, let's see what else I can come up with...

                  Lock, Cock and Two Smoking Cornholes
                  Empire of the Bum
                  The Italian Blowjob
                  The Passion of the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles
                  V for Vagina
                  Orfice Space
                  The Amityville Whore
                  American History Sex
                  The Porn Identity
                  Brotherhood of the Muff
                  The Sexorcism of Emily's Rose
                  Load in 60 Seconds
                  Monty's Python and the Holy Tail
                  SLC Fuck
                  Super Poopers

                  Just did all these while sitting here scanning my movie collection. :D

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                  • NC325iC
                    R3V OG
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 6565

                    #10
                    why can i find the "this thread is worthless without pics" smilie
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    Originally posted by TimKninja
                    Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                    • adept
                      E30 Addict
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 425

                      #11
                      Schindler's Fist?

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                      • Ray Smoodiver
                        Moderator
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8809

                        #12
                        Leaving Ass Vegas
                        Layer Cock
                        Rules of Asstraction
                        6 inches of seperation

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                        • E30 Wagen

                          #13
                          I Know Who You Did It With Last Summer: Your Mom
                          Batman and Robin and Buttsecks
                          Good Will Fucking
                          Requiem for a Dick
                          Black Cock Down Her Throat
                          2001: A Girl on Girl Odyssey
                          An Inconvenient Dildo
                          When Harry Fucked Sally
                          When Harry Fucked Sally 2: In the Ass!
                          Snow White and the Seven Dicks
                          The Chronicles of Riding Dick
                          Shrek
                          Last edited by Guest; 01-03-2007, 01:11 AM.

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                          • Garageaholic
                            Freestyle Fabricator
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 5204

                            #14
                            Free my willy
                            You've got female
                            weapons of ass destruction

                            gangbangs of NY
                            laid in manhattan
                            sweet bone-alabama
                            A tale of two clitties
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                            • Mike325
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 3685

                              #15
                              The sisterhood of the traveling dildo
                              Dikes of hazard
                              Originally posted by cabriodster87
                              "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                              Originally posted by Kershaw
                              i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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