Prison vs Work

[ivo316]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON
@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

you get three meals a day fully paid for
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you get your own toilet
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

they allow your family and friends to visit
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!:)



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to play on the computer.

[Il Duce]

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to play on the computer.

pwnt. this should go in OT though, nice post regardless.

[Garageaholic]

Agreed, good post, although my cube is 6x8 haha

[bimmer2288]

@ Prison, they provide you a bed
@ Work, you get fired for sleeping

[Dozyproductions]

@work you get raped with too much work.
@prison you get raped in your ass?

[DarkWing6]

@work you get raped with too much work.
@prison you get raped in your ass?

I was going through thinking all of the prison stuff was better.

Well...to each his own. :giggle:

[schmidty]

I've often pondered how nice prison would be.....if it wasn't for the buttsex that is

[mtechnik]

AhAhahaahah this thread promises to be one remembered!!!!

Props to Ivo316 !

[MikeE30325i]

hahahah this is awesome.

shit i better get off the computer. boss is coming. lol

[euroshark]

LOL, I have thought about it seriously, just doing something bad to go to prison, which says all kinds of bad stuff about me...

[ivo316]

Well, to some people butt sex might be appealing :)

[MikeE30325i]

i just see this one problem with going to jail. they dont let you keep your E30 in your cell. which is not cool.

[jhower08]

i just see this one problem with going to jail. they dont let you keep your E30 in your cell. which is not cool.

you dont get to keep your e30 in your cubicle either though

[bwanac]

i just see this one problem with going to jail. they dont let you keep your E30 in your cell. which is not cool.

you know there is life outside your car.