any of you guys have people at your gym you make stuff up about?

[hugh jass]

every time i go to the gym i have about an hour where i'm just staring at other people in the gym while i listen to music. this gives me plenty of time to come up with stuff i don't like about them without actually knowing anything about them. here is my list

1. skinny eastern european guy who wears the droopy knee socks pushed down to his ankles
2. tom petty look-alike lesbo with cankles and cutoff t-shirt
3. walking corpse zombie android aerobics lady who looks EXACTLY the same every single day
4. shemale old lady with the deep voice who works out too much and thinks she knows everything

anyone else have any characters at their gym?

[Ryan Stewart]

Im too busy doing one of two things to notice:

a. working out, if you are trying hard enough you are focused.

b. checking out some hot chick. There might be characters at my gym but unless they are also hot chicks they look something like wallpaper to me.

[blunttech]

every time i go to the gym i have about an hour where i'm just staring at other people in the gym while i listen to music. this gives me plenty of time to come up with stuff i don't like about them without actually knowing anything about them. here is my list

1. skinny eastern european guy who wears the droopy knee socks pushed down to his ankles
2. tom petty look-alike lesbo with cankles and cutoff t-shirt
3. walking corpse zombie android aerobics lady who looks EXACTLY the same every single day
4. shemale old lady with the deep voice who works out too much and thinks she knows everything

anyone else have any characters at their gym?

dude that wasnt the gym, that was a family reunion

[TerribleONE]

dude that wasnt the gym, that was a family reunion

:ohsnap:

[nkell09]

and that's why I avoid starting threads in the OT.

[hugh jass]

that's ok. blunt lashes out because he's stuck in his house all day wearing a robe with curlers in his hair.
oh, and guess who that is in my avatar? that's right, blunt was once in our armed forces protecting our nation from hookers in thailand!

[blunttech]

that's ok. blunt lashes out because he's stuck in his house all day wearing a robe with curlers in his hair.
oh, and guess who that is in my avatar? that's right, blunt was once in our armed forces protecting our nation from hookers in thailand!

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

[Mtriple]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[skuyler]

i'm sure he's at every gym, but there's always "naked old dude that loves stretching"

[Jean]

Im too busy doing one of two things to notice:

a. working out, if you are trying hard enough you are focused.

b. checking out some hot chick. There might be characters at my gym but unless they are also hot chicks they look something like wallpaper to me.

+1

[Mot]

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

your father could say the same to you...

[mtechnik]

That's right many people don't admit staring at others at the gym :D

a. There's this guy that's always singing and kinda wants peolpe to ask "What song is that?" which they in turn do. He can sing..just not American Idol quality.

b. A veryyyyyy slender lady who's always working out hard and shape doesnt get any buffer.

c. A guy who has this apparent excema or smth type of skin condition who sits butt naked on the bench in the locker room. While others use a towel at least. Not discriminating but yeah...............

[blunttech]

your father could say the same to you...

my father had more class than i do. he couldnt say the same

[hugh jass]

That's right many people don't admit staring at others at the gym :D

a. There's this guy that's always singing and kinda wants peolpe to ask "What song is that?" which they in turn do. He can sing..just not American Idol quality.

b. A veryyyyyy slender lady who's always working out hard and shape doesnt get any buffer.

c. A guy who has this apparent excema or smth type of skin condition who sits butt naked on the bench in the locker room. While others use a towel at least. Not discriminating but yeah...............

my favorite people in the locker room are the middle aged masters swimmers who talk about their 'adult swin team' like it's the fucking olympics, and loud enough so that everyone hears them.

[blunttech]

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low. after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting