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  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19986

    #1

    I'm messing with a scammer's head NSFW

    SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
    Hello,
    How you doing ? ,i went through this advert and Am highly interested in
    buying your item for my client and i will like to know if you are intrested in
    selling this item to my cklient.so let me know your actual price and the condition
    of the item .so my client will issure of a payment for the item by cashier cheque/
    Money order, In term of shipping ,we have an international shipping company that
    we come for the picking up of the item, they will be coming to your location for
    the pickup of the item. So if you are interested get back to me with your
    Contact info:
    Full name....
    Home address....
    zipcode........
    country........
    Phone number.....
    E-mail address....


    ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Yea, I am very interested in sell it!!!

    Are you looking for the dildo collection- $700? Or the one of a kind
    collection of Jerry Garicia's man batter collection $4,000?


    SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
    Hello
    thanks very much...so i just need the dildo collection at $700 okay...so get
    back to me with your name and address in where the payment will be sent to
    okay...so get back to me asap


    ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Well, how would you ship these dildos? Some are very large. In fact
    one modeled after me is almost a foot long! If you are willing to
    give me a down payment for packing these item, I'd be more than happy
    to do business with you?

    BTW - these items will need cleaning before use. Is that ok?


    SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
    Hello
    okay...so i don't want you to be worry about the shipment of the dildos
    okay...so we have a shipping company that will come for the shipment of the dildos
    at your location okay...so let me have your name and address and the price of the
    dildos okay.
    thanks.

    ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    OK, well the dildos are $700 (this is after all a very nice collection
    - I've personally tested all of them)

    use my life partner's name, as he is the one actually selling them:

    Richard Nibbler
    69 Hershey Hwy
    Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

    Now, you mentioned a shipping company will come for them - but how do
    you want them packaged? They can fit in some preaty tight spots, but
    I don't have a box to put them in. Do you have a box I can stuff them
    in? I think a small box is best for something like this!!!

    Can you send me a down payment for the dildos? How did you find out
    about my dildos? Do you like dildos too?

    OK - get back to me ASAP!!!


    SCAMMER =-=-=-=--=-=-
    HELLO ,
    THE CASHIERS CHECK /MONEY ORDER THAT WILL BE SENT TO U WILL CONSIST UR ITEM MONEY
    ,THE SHIPPING FEES AND MY OWN COMMISSION AS THE AGENT,SO MY CLIENT PROMISED TO
    ISSUE OUT A CHECK TO U WHICH WILL BE ENOUGH TO HANDLE ALL THE TRANSACTIONS.MY
    CLIENT SEEMS TO BE VERY INTERESTED IN PURCHASING UR ITEM AND HE DOESNT WAN T ANY
    OTHER PERSON TO BUY IT. HOPE ALL IS WELL AND UNDERSTOOD?,I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
    ALL YOU NEED WHEN YOU
    GET THE CHECK..

    1,Deduct the sales price of your item out of the money

    2,Go to western union with the remaining money and wire it to the
    name and address of the shipping company that enclosed with the check...all
    western union

    charges should be deducted out of the money to be wire.....
    3,As soon as you get to the western union just take the form that you
    want to wire money and you have to provide your valid identity card
    and the name of the person that you want to wire the money to,after
    you might have wire the money finish, western union will give you
    receipt of the transfer if you have a scanner you scan the receipt of the western
    union and send it to me and all the wiring information use?

    4, can we trust u with the money?

    5,will u be able to wire transfer the excess the same day u receive the check?

    6,will u be available when the shipping company will be coming for the pickup?

    7, is the item is brand new?

    8,Which name and address i should i send the payment to?

    9, can we take u for ur words?

    Kindly get back to me asap
    Regards



    ME =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Oh, I see - well, currently I am using one of the dildos - What
    happens when the shipping guy comes and it still in use? You didn't
    answer my question about the dildos. Do you or your client like the
    dildos? It's very important for me that they dildos find the right
    home as it were. Do you have a picture of where you might put the
    dildos? Would you like to see mine?

    OK, please answer my questions, as I am very protective of my dildos.

    Thanks, then we can do business..



    ................that is it for now, I'll see if I can get him to admit to liking dildos......


    ..
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?
  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #2
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    :rofl:

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    • E30 Reaktionär
      Site Manager
      • Aug 2006
      • 14451

      #3
      LMAO :rofl: That is too funny.

      1992 BMW 325iC
      1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
      1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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      • Mr Deagle
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2006
        • 1121

        #4
        lawl good job

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        • e30frosh
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2004
          • 2170

          #5
          New heights to the term "fucking" with scammers. Bravo, sir.

          Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
          Wrap all my things in aluminum
          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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          • MR 325
            Moderator
            • Oct 2003
            • 37826

            #6
            You sir, are fucking awesome. lol
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            • craig4ie
              Grease Monkey
              • Sep 2006
              • 359

              #7
              gold!
              sigpic
              1991 Diamantschwarz 318is
              1998 Cosmosschwarz M3 Sedan

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              • ivo316
                E30 Fanatic
                • Oct 2006
                • 1222

                #8
                George "Creativity" Graves!!!! hahahahahahahaha:-D

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                • george graves
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 19986

                  #9
                  Still waiting for a responce...

                  You guys think this is digg.com worthy? Should I put it up on one of thoes kind of sites?
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  • mtechnik
                    R3V OG
                    • May 2006
                    • 6156

                    #10
                    Bravo...! I liked your adress choie



                    -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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                    • KangamangusDriver
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1870

                      #11
                      That is good!

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                      • german g
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 1608

                        #12
                        That just made my morning......Funny shit there dude...
                        90is, longtube headers/straight pipe/mark d 18# 93 0ctane chip/18# injectors/vogtland springs/bilst. sports


                        :firehop:

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                        • jajou318
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1023

                          #13
                          Originally posted by german g
                          That just made my morning......Funny shit there dude...
                          rofl too fucking funny!

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                          • SHADYB
                            Advanced Member
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 170

                            #14
                            Hilarious......Well played sir.

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                            • Fidhle007
                              I can fly, motherfucker
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 7209

                              #15
                              That's awesome! I wonder what where this will go next...
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                              Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

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