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    #16
    If anyone is still in high school and gets their g/f more then $200 (and thats being way nice) worth of goods, including dinner, card & roses, when you get out of high school you'll realize how much of an idiot you were. RETURN THE TIFFANYS NOW!

    I'm going to the bars to pick up on the girls that were dumped by their smart men and get payback on all those bitches...

    Fuck as many of them as you can, without getting the HIV, while you're young.

    Do it.
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      #17
      An iS lip spoiler and a BavAuto catalog.

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        #18
        Originally posted by 325Projectz View Post
        If anyone is still in high school and gets their g/f more then $200 (and thats being way nice) worth of goods, including dinner, card & roses, when you get out of high school you'll realize how much of an idiot you were. RETURN THE TIFFANYS NOW!

        I'm going to the bars to pick up on the girls that were dumped by their smart men and get payback on all those bitches...

        Fuck as many of them as you can, without getting the HIV, while you're young.

        Do it.
        ...werd...

        Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
        Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
        Lobsterbacks attack the town again
        Wrap all my things in aluminum
        Beams of darkness streak across the sky
        Pink rays from the ancient satellite
        Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
        Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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          #19
          Originally posted by 325Projectz View Post
          If anyone is still in high school and gets their g/f more then $200 (and thats being way nice) worth of goods, including dinner, card & roses, when you get out of high school you'll realize how much of an idiot you were. RETURN THE TIFFANYS NOW!

          I'm going to the bars to pick up on the girls that were dumped by their smart men and get payback on all those bitches...

          Fuck as many of them as you can, without getting the HIV, while you're young.

          Do it.
          amen.
          tasty

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            #20
            I spend so much god damn money on my girlfriend on a day-to-day basis that the fact that there is a "special day" where girls expect EVEN more shit is just ludacris.

            I straight up told my girlfriend I wasnt getting her shit for valentines day. Obviously I will, which makes me a tool. But I don't want that bitch expecting anything more than some good ole' fashioned cunnilingus.

            /rant
            tasty

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              #21
              ...lickity split...HEH!

              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
              Wrap all my things in aluminum
              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                #22
                Speaking of which, she just gave me my Valentine's day card(s)...

                I guess she's onboard with the whole sexin' it up idea. :)

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                  #23
                  the key is to treat her right every day of the year and then bang her like a whore on valentines day. they appreciate that way more than a box of candy once a year and washing your nasty drawers all year
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                    #24
                    Dinner @ a nice restaurant, 1/2 karat pendant, single rose (i like simplicity).
                    '88 325

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by 325Projectz View Post
                      If anyone is still in high school and gets their g/f more then $200 (and thats being way nice) worth of goods, including dinner, card & roses, when you get out of high school you'll realize how much of an idiot you were. RETURN THE TIFFANYS NOW!

                      I'm going to the bars to pick up on the girls that were dumped by their smart men and get payback on all those bitches...

                      Fuck as many of them as you can, without getting the HIV, while you're young.

                      Do it.

                      QFGDMFT!

                      it's a goddamn conspiracy starting with fucking hallmark. they want every day to be a holiday so you have to go out and buy a card and if you don't you're an asshole.




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                        #26
                        Single red rose, simple little card.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by blunt View Post
                          the key is to treat her right every day of the year and then bang her like a whore on valentines day. they appreciate that way more than a box of candy once a year and washing your nasty drawers all year
                          So true. You would not believe how much better/more frequent/more freaky the sex is when you do simple things like the after dinner dishes on a regular basis.
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                            #28
                            ^SO TRUE.

                            Mine looooves foot massages. Simple little thing, so easy to do, but yields such awesome results.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by blunt View Post
                              the key is to treat her right every day of the year and then bang her like a whore on valentines day. they appreciate that way more than a box of candy once a year and washing your nasty drawers all year
                              A gift given truly from the heart.

                              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                              Wrap all my things in aluminum
                              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by 325Projectz View Post
                                If anyone is still in high school and gets their g/f more then $200 (and thats being way nice) worth of goods, including dinner, card & roses, when you get out of high school you'll realize how much of an idiot you were. RETURN THE TIFFANYS NOW!

                                I'm going to the bars to pick up on the girls that were dumped by their smart men and get payback on all those bitches...

                                Fuck as many of them as you can, without getting the HIV, while you're young.

                                Do it.

                                yeah, yet you wont think twice about spending a couple hundred dollars on an almost 20 year old car...money which you know you'll never see again. Obviously you haven't met anyone you care enough about to do something nice for, or to spend a little bit of money on for a special occasion. It's guys like you who almost make me ashamed to be a man....and then I remember I'm nothing like you.


                                oh and thank you to those who gave me the congrats.

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