Something I've always wondered...

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  • Nick
    Wrencher
    • Oct 2006
    • 279

    #1

    Something I've always wondered...

    Well since we have a 'how do you wipe your ass thread', I figure this isn't outta bounds:

    How is it that when my woman gives me a blowjob, she somehow gets cum in her hair??? I don't get it. She's swallowing it as it comes out, and I can't see any coming out the sides of her mouth, so where the hell is it coming from???!
    I've spent YEARS trying to figure this one out, it's driving me insane.

    Oh and so does the fact that she can never keep her teeth entirely out of the way...but I've never met a girl who could do that, meh I got used to it, I'd miss it if it were gone.

    The only thing I can think of is that her hair is getting in her mouth when she's doing it?? Who knows.

    She's on her period, and the agreement is that I get all the oral action I want for the duration thereof, on account of the fact that she has multiple orgasms and the scales have to be balanced somehow.
  • Firestorm
    Mod Crazy
    • Jul 2004
    • 795

    #2
    squirts out her ears

    Lsx/t56 Swap progress |----------| .0000000005% - Well below poverty line.
    Getting purists panties in a knot since 2007. ;)
    E30 count = 6! :shock:

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    • YAN-3
      R3V OG
      • Jan 2004
      • 6018

      #3
      what has r3vlimited turn into. whats next?

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      • E30Driv3R
        E30 Enthusiast
        • May 2004
        • 1169

        #4
        He he i was wondering the same...
        (What r3v has turned into)

        but i never noticed the other problem that much.
        Dan Zickel
        1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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        • LINUS
          R3VLimited
          • Jul 2004
          • 2422

          #5
          If 4509309568 3096038540 lurks, I bet he's pissed he got banned and there is a poo & a jizz thread on pg. 1

          Next thing will be a 'what does it mean when my poo floats?' thread

          It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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          • YAN-3
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 6018

            #6
            Originally posted by LINUS
            If 4509309568 3096038540 lurks, I bet he's pissed he got banned and there is a poo & a jizz thread on pg. 1

            Next thing will be a 'what does it mean when my poo floats?' thread
            oh man i truely laughed out loud at your comment Linus:)

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            • ivo316
              E30 Fanatic
              • Oct 2006
              • 1222

              #7
              OMG, there are some things in life that are better left unknown. :D

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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587

                #8
                She's probably getting her hair in her mouth right as you blow, either that or she's getting that last little "aftershock" shot in the hair.

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                • NC325iC
                  R3V OG
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 6565

                  #9
                  Originally posted by YAN-3
                  whats next?
                  BUTT SECKZ
                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                  Originally posted by TimKninja
                  Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                  • Jand3rson
                    Banned
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 37587

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NC325iC
                    BUTT SECKZ
                    And having uttered the magic words, I give you... Tucker Max.

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                    • StereoInstaller1
                      GAS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22679

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                      And having uttered the magic words, I give you... Tucker Max.

                      http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...ot_ensue.phtml
                      Josh.
                      I read that.
                      Now, we can shut down R3V.
                      Nothing else is needed.

                      Goodbye,
                      Luke

                      Closing SOON!
                      "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                      Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                      Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                      • Funkmasta
                        R3V OG
                        • May 2004
                        • 7185

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LINUS

                        Next thing will be a 'what does it mean when my poo floats?' thread
                        It means you have an adequate fiber intake.
                        Not joking.

                        Fiber floats.
                        Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                        That Guy.
                        03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                        • LINUS
                          R3VLimited
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 2422

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Funkmasta
                          It means you have an adequate fiber intake.
                          Not joking.

                          Fiber floats.
                          You're the man, Joe. I figured that was a question I would never hear an answer to.

                          Well, then I now know enough about poo, wiping technique, and jizz - and now with JA's contribution of Tucker, all I can do is echo Luke's comment that we have reached the end of all conversation possible here on R3v.

                          That is, until Blunt comes up with a new story/question/commentary.

                          It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                          • permit
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 3363

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                            And having uttered the magic words, I give you... Tucker Max.

                            http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...ot_ensue.phtml
                            I read that a few months ago. By far the funniest piece of literature I've ever come across.

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                            • StereoInstaller1
                              GAS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22679

                              #15
                              Originally posted by permit
                              I read that a few months ago. By far the funniest piece of literature I've ever come across.
                              When you say "come across" I hope you aren't being literal.

                              Closing SOON!
                              "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                              Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                              Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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