Well since we have a 'how do you wipe your ass thread', I figure this isn't outta bounds:
How is it that when my woman gives me a blowjob, she somehow gets cum in her hair??? I don't get it. She's swallowing it as it comes out, and I can't see any coming out the sides of her mouth, so where the hell is it coming from???!
I've spent YEARS trying to figure this one out, it's driving me insane.
Oh and so does the fact that she can never keep her teeth entirely out of the way...but I've never met a girl who could do that, meh I got used to it, I'd miss it if it were gone.
The only thing I can think of is that her hair is getting in her mouth when she's doing it?? Who knows.
She's on her period, and the agreement is that I get all the oral action I want for the duration thereof, on account of the fact that she has multiple orgasms and the scales have to be balanced somehow.
How is it that when my woman gives me a blowjob, she somehow gets cum in her hair??? I don't get it. She's swallowing it as it comes out, and I can't see any coming out the sides of her mouth, so where the hell is it coming from???!
I've spent YEARS trying to figure this one out, it's driving me insane.
Oh and so does the fact that she can never keep her teeth entirely out of the way...but I've never met a girl who could do that, meh I got used to it, I'd miss it if it were gone.
The only thing I can think of is that her hair is getting in her mouth when she's doing it?? Who knows.
She's on her period, and the agreement is that I get all the oral action I want for the duration thereof, on account of the fact that she has multiple orgasms and the scales have to be balanced somehow.
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