Futuristic see through your clothes x-ray vision

[Nick]

Wait...why are you checking out the fatass?

[MikeE30325i]

Wait...why are you checking out the fatass?

when you are high on meth the blue color naturally atracts your eyes.

[Nick]

Oh.
Sorry, I drive a 750iL most of the time, so coke is usually my drug of choice.
There's nothing like doing a line off of one of those v-12 intake manifolds.

I kid, I kid.
It's heroin.

Actually I look for drug users specifically so I can run them over again and again.
Eventually I'm going to blow out the reverse gear, and cleaning dead hippie out of the basketweaves gets a little tiring, but I feel I'm doing society a favor.

[delatlanta1281]

I'm turned on right now.

[dirty30]

Ha!

Mike, you know what stops terrorists from coming into airports. LOTS of guards with automatic weapons.
Fly out to Paris, you'll see what I mean.

You know it.... they love their automatic weapons in facilities overseas. While I was in Zurich upon exiting the airport a six wheeled tank vehicle sporting a turret style machine gun of sorts was casually driving through traffic.

[MikeE30325i]

I'm turned on right now.

oohh let me help!


alright, so we take a razor, slice then just barely skin deep all over, then dip them bitches in alcohol. then pull then out. let them dry, then back in!

[NC325iC]

is that dud wearing a thong?

[Nick]

Those crazy Swiss love their machine guns.
So it was literally driving THROUGH traffic? Running over all the cute little B-Class Benzies and Skodas?

I gotta say, if I had a tank, that's what I'd do.

[Mot]

ya I loved how the guards at the international part of Frankfurt Airport had riot gear and MP5's.

[rede30]

THONG. I like the idea, the majority of people that will be complaining will be fatass’s. It not like as soon as you go into the machine we can tell your fat, we can see your problem from a mile away.

[DarkWing6]

One step closer to the sunglasses. Please god.

You and me both man. I've been buying those things for years. None of them have worked yet. :fingerscrossed:

[Purdue89E30]

Why would the thong show up and not the rest of his clothes? Is it a lead thong?

[kylebes1]

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Ben Franklin.

That is my take on airport "security"

[Nick]

You show me Ben Franklin on a plane, and I'll tell you how that applies today.

[aschmidt]

One step closer to the sunglasses. Please god.

Roflmao, I was going to post the same exact post. It will happen one day...one day.