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[Charlie]

Just because I'm not at a 4 year school yet doesn't make me a retard/lowlife.

With as pissy as you get, I'd say these statements are hitting you a little too close to home. To butcher Shakespeare a tad, thou doth protest too much, methinks.

-Charlie

[browntown]

Just because I'm not at a 4 year school yet doesn't make me a retard/lowlife. I've got to get there somehow.

Yeah -- good grades in high school. ;-) And don't say you couldn't afford it. I was raised by a single mother and food stamps, with no family savings. I worked my ass off, got into and graduated an Ivy League university financing it with merit scholarships, part time jobs, and some loans.

Don't get me wrong, I applaud the fact you're going to school. It's a step in the right direction, and certainly doen't make you a lowlife. But c'mon, admit to yourself if you really tried you could have gone to a 4-year school.

Back to the hole in the earth, please tell us more "fun" theories you're reading about.

Sorry, you've called down the thunder by being sooooo touchy on an internet forum. RELAX. Step away from the computer. Take a deep breath. Go fix your car.

[Rocla]

LOL!

When I was in high school and they were teaching us about the poles and the earth's axis, one guy thought there was an actual barber pole going through the middle of the planet.

When I was a little kid, my grandpa used to tell me stories about how he used to work as the person who greased that pole. Like he poured some grease to that axle from the northpole.