I just realized something

[equate975]

I need to do something more productive with my time..., this is an AIM conversation I just had, I am ME, and my Friend is Friend, our names have been edited out so no one will know its me or my friend. I think my head is broken

Friend: i wanna play wii in the shower

ME: do it!

ME: your gonna slip

ME: and lose the wiimote up your butt

ME: then bleed out

Friend: too much work moving a tv in there

ME: and crak your head ont he toilet

ME: then take pics

Friend: umm

ME: and put them on wiihaveaproblem.com

ME: and then die

Friend: if i already bled out

ME: and you will be the first shower death

Friend: how can i crack my head on the toilet

ME: MAGIC

Friend: and take pics

ME: MAG-FUCKIN-IC

Friend: zomg

Friend: well

Friend: welllllllllllllllll

Friend: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Friend: i'm gonna shower

ME: you can't

Friend: gonna

ME: you have no water

ME: its pee

Friend: because i'm not doing so good studying

ME: thats all you get

ME: is pee out of your faucet and shower head

Friend: but how can there even be that much pee?

Friend: is it from a blue whale?

ME: could be

Friend: IS THERE A BLUE WHALE IN MY BASEMENT?!

ME: there might be

Friend: SUPPLYING THE PEE?!?

ME: goto walmart and get a trap

ME: and see if you catch one

Friend: wait

Friend: blue whales need lots of water

Friend: why couldnt i just use that

ME: some don't

ME: some just use pee

Friend: yeah but

ME: and make an excess of pee

Friend: in order to make the pee

ME: and that pee needs to go somewhere

ME: no they make pee to pee with

Friend: they need water

ME: and have excess pee

ME: NO WATER

ME: JUST PEE

Friend: BUT WHERE DOES THE PEE COME FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?

ME: FROM PEE

Friend: THEIR OWN PEE?!

ME: YES

Friend: BUT THEY WOULD NEED ALL THAT PEE TO CONTINUE TO PRODUCE THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEE

ME: NO

Friend: YOU CAN JUST MAGICKZ PEE

ME: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MAGIC

Friend: NOT PEE MAGIC

ME: they get pee

ME: to make pee

ME: which makes extra pee

ME: which goes into your shower

Friend: whose pee do they get though?

Friend: my pee?

ME: any pee

Friend: how?

ME: cheese cloth

Friend: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ME: yeah

Friend: why didnt you just say so?

ME: I assumed you knew

ME: I mean its pretty common knowledge

ME: blue whale + basement

ME: with cheese cloth

Friend: well yeah but you were talking about magic

ME: collecting pee

ME: to make excess pe

ME: with the magic

ME: pee

Friend: everyone knows magic and cheese cloth dont mix

ME: which goes in your showe

ME: r

ME: thats why they are BLUE whales

ME: they can do it

ME: its not like a fucking regular whale

Friend: fine

Friend: i'm going to take a pee shower

ME: thought so

Friend Is away

[RCWells]

pretty good stuff. I have conversations similar w/buds of mine, just total and utter nonsense, but it's fun.

[Silence*]

whatever floats your boat.

[Mike325]

LOL. What did you relize? Your friend is a dumbass. Everyone knows that blue whales pee in their own pee to make more pee for teh golden showers:p

[Mike325]

whatever floats your boat.

It's floating in whale pee.

[Rigmaster]

You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.

Not to mention the time you wasted out of your life on that shit.

[equate975]

You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.

Not to mention the time you wasted out of your life on that shit.

Isn't that kind of saying the same thing twice?

Oh, and no, I refuse to give you 3 minutes of your life back, they are MINE now.....

[StereoInstaller1]

Ban or BAN!