Cop scratched my car with his bike!

[cferb]

We have bicycle cops here. I got to see one of their bikes up close once. They have a motor and a small battery that can propel them up to ~30mph for short bursts (a few minutes). Then, when riding normally, the motor works in revers and charges the battery. Pretty cool technology.

it's no different than say, a crank flashlight

[808BMW]

If it were me my car would be in the shop getting a full respray

[dom]

Step one: open the box.
Step two: cut a hole in the box.
Step three: put your junk in the box.

this seems like the best solution.

[delatlanta1281]

Step one: get a box.
Step two: cut a hole in the box.
Step three: put your junk in the box.
Step four: open the box.

Fixed.

[BDSax]

man, i would have probably got arrested because id be arguing with him. what an asshole

[equate975]

Thats shitty, I would call the city but good luck with that. This happened to me and my buddy in winter, we got pulled over and our rear plates were covered with snow, the cop just fucking kicked the shit out of my license plate, way unecessarily hard. Lucky it wasn't in my m3 or I would have flipped out. No damage that I could find though, but it did piss me off

[AndrewBird]

We have bicycle cops here. I got to see one of their bikes up close once. They have a motor and a small battery that can propel them up to ~30mph for short bursts (a few minutes). Then, when riding normally, the motor works in revers and charges the battery. Pretty cool technology.

[MarshallM]

They assfucked him. ^^^

[1991 318is]

Screw a cop once and you make a "friend" for life.
I was in jail once and they brought a guy in screaming, "I kicked your ass" and stuff. A few minutes later three cops went down the row and there was about 45 seconds of muffled thumps.

[euroshark]

lol, if you got a ticket it won't be hard to get him in trouble. I'm sure that their info should be on the ticket somewhere... If not, you are probably screwed.

[Garageaholic]

step one: find where his bike stays at night
step two: "scratch" bike to pieces

Step one: open the box.
Step two: cut a hole in the box.
Step three: put your junk in the box.

[tonytony]

Now we're talking bicycle? or motorcycle? I figure he couldn't pull you over in a bicycle.

must have been lance armstrong!

[Van Westervelt]

Def, take pictures and any info received, ie ticket etc to the station and talk with his boss or sargeant. ass holes

[PiercedE30]

step one: find where his bike stays at night
step two: "scratch" bike to pieces

[Garageaholic]

Now we're talking bicycle? or motorcycle? I figure he couldn't pull you over in a bicycle.

What cop would lean their bike up against the back of the citizen's car?