Grindhouse = Greatest movie EVAR.

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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    Grindhouse = Greatest movie EVAR.

    We went and saw Grindhouse last night, and holy fucking SHIT, was that one of the best movies I've ever seen. Or should I say, 2 of the best movies I've ever seen.

    Planet Terror (Rodriguez) was just 100% over the top, the WHOLE time. Ridiculously gory, hilarious one-liners, awesome characters, tits, and Rose McGowan. Rose having an M-16 with a rocket launcher for a leg might have been simultaneously the hottest and the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

    Death Proof (Tarantino) started out kinda slow, but damn, once it got going, it was a RIOT. Kurt Russel was so fucking good, it was unbelieveable. Pretty much the last 45 minutes of Death Proof was a car chase, involving Kurt Russel in a flat black charger, and 3 HOT-ass chicks in a white '70 Challenger, ala Vanishing Point, and a fucking hilarious game of "Ship's Mast". Those of you that have seen Vanishing Point will LOVE Death Proof.

    Seriously, GO SEE Grindhouse. This was without question the BEST value of a movie ticket you will ever get. Two fucking hilarious action movies, a shitload of fake trailers (the trailer for "THANKSGIVING" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, period), and even a few ads for random products.

    Go see it. GO.
  • trent

    #2
    fuck you its a piece of shit

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    • Mot
      45 toting redneck
      • Jul 2004
      • 4018

      #3
      grindhouse on easter FTMW! I love jesus so much

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      • Mike325
        No R3VLimiter
        • Mar 2006
        • 3685

        #4
        Josh, I agree with you 100% I saw the movie on friday and I loved it. I will buy it when it comes out for sure.
        Originally posted by cabriodster87
        "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
        Originally posted by Kershaw
        i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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        • Mike325
          No R3VLimiter
          • Mar 2006
          • 3685

          #5




          AHHHHHHHH. This is sexy.
          Originally posted by cabriodster87
          "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
          Originally posted by Kershaw
          i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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          • Ducati
            Mod Crazy
            • Sep 2004
            • 748

            #6

            Indeed.

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            • Mike325
              No R3VLimiter
              • Mar 2006
              • 3685

              #7
              ^ Good man.
              Originally posted by cabriodster87
              "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
              Originally posted by Kershaw
              i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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              • Victell
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Feb 2004
                • 1081

                #8
                Grindhouse instantly ruined whatever five movies I might see next.

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                • euroshark
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 3491

                  #9
                  lol, that good? Damn, I feel like an idiot for not seeing last weekend.
                  '88 528e /// '88 M5 /// '89 951 /// '98 E430 /// '02 M5

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                  • turbo_negro69
                    E30 Addict
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 468

                    #10
                    *EDIT*

                    How about we don'rt ruin the movie for those who haven't seen it yet - Mr. Anderson
                    Last edited by Jand3rson; 04-09-2007, 06:34 PM.

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                    • ping65810
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 366

                      #11
                      "Werewolf women of the SS"
                      "Don't, Don't"


                      Missing reel, I never miss, and of course, in the chase scene, "Nigga pleaz! and I shot his punk ass, and oh, ya like it up the ass huh, I'm the horniest bitch on the road, etc!


                      All in all, awesome quotes, and the best movie I have seen in a long time
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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ping65810
                        "Werewolf women of the SS"
                        Best one of the fake trailers.

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                        • Mike325
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 3685

                          #13
                          I liked when the guy bent down and put his finger in the blood and then licked it. "It's blood" LOLZ.
                          Originally posted by cabriodster87
                          "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                          Originally posted by Kershaw
                          i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                          • TwoJ's
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4908

                            #14
                            I'll have to see this. I like pretty much every Tarantino movie, so this one should be great.

                            And it's strange that a member over on e30tech is Rose McGowan's brother. We should get him to have some copies of the DVD signed by Quentin.

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                            • JPL
                              Mod Crazy
                              • May 2005
                              • 774

                              #15
                              the nastiest thing i have ever seen when the doctor popped the boils and it exploded on his face. great movies overall
                              Originally posted by Hawt drift chick
                              Yeah, i'm a good dude i swear, i just like to be balls to the wall.

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