F--k Hardees

[RobertK]

Their "100% Angus" burgers taste just like every other fucking fast food burger (except Sonic's) and there fucking chili has been terrorizing my bowels for the past 24 hours. Mud butt and bad gas only at the same time.. GREAT.. now I need a fucking manpon to make it through the day.

Now I remember why I NEVER EAT THERE!

[Rigmaster]

Hardee's Thickburgers rule!!

They don't even sell chili around here AFAIK...... But what do you expect when you eat chili???!!

:)

[JPL]

haha manpon. I'd rather have what you have than be in this fucking art appreciation class.

[FredK]

The Hershey squirts are something you might have to grapple with no matter whose chili you ate.

[JasonC]

And they are expensive too. The only fast food burger joints that i go to any more is Burger King or Wendys. I know if i go to McDonalds i'll be in the bathroom within an hour.

[RobertK]

Hardee's Thickburgers rule!!

They don't even sell chili around here AFAIK...... But what do you expect when you eat chili???!!

:)

They call it chili but it's not like any chili I;ve ever made.. it's basically old thickburger meat ground in it's own grease with cheese and spices. When I stopped half way through my chili fries and was like "this shit is like dog food with cheese."

I admit some of the Thickburgers are good but chili... NEVAR AGAIN!

[FredK]

Don't worry, when this colon-prolapsing episode is over, you'll be back at Hardees, enjoying another Thickburger.

Next month.

[RobertK]

Don't worry, when this colon-prolapsing episode is over, you'll be back at Hardees, enjoying another Thickburger.

Next month.

LOL.. sounds like one of there commercials.

[boom-monkey]

Hardee's rocks my socks off.

[BDSax]

no hardees here......... i wish we had a sonic close by, the closed one is 2 hours. also wishe we had a jack in the box

[gazellebeigem3]

anus burger?

[808BMW]

no hardees here......... i wish we had a sonic close by, the closed one is 2 hours. also wishe we had a jack in the box

Haha, sounds like here. No hardees, no sonic, and there is a jack in the crack but its like 2.5 hours away

[Jscotty]

I don't know what burger king puts into their food but my bathroom always ends up smelling like the resturant the next morning. Are they using synthetic grease or what? If I eat a burger or I eat the onion rings, my farts start smelling like the grill. And then when I finally take a dump the bathroom smells like I am cooking.

One thing about that chili is that it sits in that container semi-heated for hours at a time. If its not maintainted at 140 degrees bacteria will start growing. In fact they are supposed to dump out the chili every couple of hours because fast food in general has a very short shelf life. I do the finger test on any hot food item I buy. If its not hot enough to burn my finger then chances are that it will put me on the toilet.

I do the same thing with 7-11 hot dogs- Whenever I buy one, its usually lukewarm so I take the dog out of the bun and wrap it up in a stack of napkins and microwave it until the grease starts sizzling.

[RobertK]

I don't know what burger king puts into their food but my bathroom always ends up smelling like the resturant the next morning. Are they using synthetic grease or what? If I eat a burger or I eat the onion rings, my farts start smelling like the grill. And then when I finally take a dump the bathroom smells like I am cooking.

One thing about that chili is that it sits in that container semi-heated for hours at a time. If its not maintainted at 140 degrees bacteria will start growing. In fact they are supposed to dump out the chili every couple of hours because fast food in general has a very short shelf life. I do the finger test on any hot food item I buy. If its not hot enough to burn my finger then chances are that it will put me on the toilet.

I do the same thing with 7-11 hot dogs- Whenever I buy one, its usually lukewarm so I take the dog out of the bun and wrap it up in a stack of napkins and microwave it until the grease starts sizzling.

I didn't know people actually ate those 7-11 hot dogs. You're a brave man.

[ldsbeaker]

I <3 Hardee's. Best Burger in the business.
Six Dollar, no onion, no mayo, add bacon. All day long.