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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #16
    Originally posted by JAM
    myspace gave me aids!
    Beastman Aids!

    (Someone will get it...)

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    • CleanAzzE30z
      R3V OG
      • Jan 2004
      • 11794

      #17
      Julie erased my myspace.....


      Mariano


      2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
      1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
      1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

      -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

      -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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      • DarkWing6
        Moderator
        • Apr 2004
        • 7144

        #18
        Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
        Julie erased my myspace.....


        Mariano

        ball and chain?
        sigpic

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #19
          Let's see, how do you type the "whipped" sound? WHOOOP-TSSHHHHHH!

          :D

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          • Funkmasta
            R3V OG
            • May 2004
            • 7185

            #20
            I think it goes "hwa-PSHHH"

            ?
            Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
            That Guy.
            03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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            • JAM
              E30 Addict
              • Feb 2007
              • 524

              #21
              Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
              Beastman Aids!

              (Someone will get it...)
              arrr uhhhhhhhhh guhhhh

              Who's there?
              ah uh ah

              *grunt*

              Now get outta here.
              huuh, you fool get the fuck out!
              mmhhhm
              You ready?

              You Goddamn better believe it.

              Then take your drawers off,
              and work your legs.
              Open your ass up like a keg.
              Let me tap it,
              I must have it, hmm.
              Furry fool, you are mine.
              I'll drink your ass like wine,
              and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.

              Skeletor I knew ya groove,
              and shake it so damn good
              and when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.

              You furry fool i know, and i will not disagree,
              but there's one thing we don't like and it starts with He-
              man, oh no I don't know which way to run or turn.

              Don't worry Skeletor, your pants on fire my cock will burn.
              My cocks on fire, for more dick!
              You know Skeletor...

              Yes, my head is so damn thick like yours.
              No brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur,
              and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her, right?

              No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
              I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo..
              in your asshole.
              Lemmie lie.

              Lemmie tell the truth.
              Now who are you?

              I don't know.

              Let's break it true, now,
              shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off.

              I can't it's made of fur.

              Bitch well then whack me off.
              Grab your hairy palms.

              Hairy, hairy indeed.
              They're hairy as fuck.

              Rake some leaves.

              Ahh, what ever you need.
              Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in jail.
              But, I'll rape you master.

              It never fails.
              He's always got my ass on his mind,
              and it's sure in fact.
              When he waxes me, he waxes all night long
              and that is that.
              Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
              You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

              ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
              and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
              ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
              ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

              Furry fool, break dance,
              take off your furry pants,
              take off your high heels,
              and put them in your ass.
              Now somebody is tip toe-ing,
              and someone just came in.
              And someone's pretty fat.

              Beastman's pretty thin!
              I've got AIDS,
              Beastman AIDS,
              and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
              Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers.

              Beastman watch your mouth,
              we don't need that language any more.

              C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me work it now?

              Beastman show them how you're going to get my ass and plow.
              Now stick your cock inside, like Rake Yohn fucking said.

              That waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles fuckin` douche bag only knows how to give head.

              Two men,
              in bed,
              his face is getting red.
              Ahh listen to everything i fucking said.

              *grunts and snarls*

              ah Beastman, do you, know how to end this song?
              Originally posted by Mr Watsonsilver
              driving boards?

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              • E30Driv3R
                E30 Enthusiast
                • May 2004
                • 1169

                #22
                ahh yes CKY
                Dan Zickel
                1995 M3, 1991 318iS, 1987 325iS

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                • CleanAzzE30z
                  R3V OG
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11794

                  #23
                  Not whipped. Just that I was getting into too much trouble with the hoodrats on there hahaha

                  Mariano


                  2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                  1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                  1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                  -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                  -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                  • dinanm3atl
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 7305

                    #24
                    add me too guys! Cool!

                    Halston Pitman (dinanm3atl)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.

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                    • dinanm3atl
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 7305

                      #25
                      Originally posted by E30Driv3R
                      ahh yes CKY
                      Gnarl Kill!!!

                      I have that on a CD what fun!!! Great Song!

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                      • golde30
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 11464

                        #26
                        my kid sister uses myspace to wigger it out with all her urban yuppy wannabe thuggin teenage friends.

                        no thanks.
                        IG: @Baye30

                        FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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                        • MR 325
                          Moderator
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37825

                          #27
                          Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                          Not whipped. Just that I was getting into too much trouble with the hoodrats on there hahaha

                          Mariano
                          Make a new one assholio!

                          More friends though, less hoes.
                          BimmerHeads
                          Classic BMW Specialists
                          Santa Clarita, CA

                          www.BimmerHeads.com

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                          • adept
                            E30 Addict
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 425

                            #28
                            lol Kruzen... my girlfriend wants to know why the fuck you added her.

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                            • Jordan325iC
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 1697

                              #29
                              Discover, share and connect with culture, creativity, sound, images and people.

                              '88 325is
                              VP UT of Austin Autoholics
                              BMWCCA 380364

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                              • schmidty
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1253

                                #30
                                Originally posted by adept
                                lol Kruzen... my girlfriend wants to know why the fuck you added her.
                                lol....


                                Discover, share and connect with culture, creativity, sound, images and people.

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