My First Time

[LivingLegend06]

The first time I drank I was 15 and I had just a few beers with my friends in the woods before a highschool football game. I did the same thing a few more times with no bad experiances and never really getting drunk (just being buzzed). The first time I got drunk was a little later that year (my sophmore year of high school) I went to visit my brother at college for a weekend and he fucked me over hard, I only had hard A and mixed drinks and I Blacked out most of the night. It was the only time that I could not walk, I pretty much crawed to the bathroom and puked on the floor.

Now I am at college myself and drinking is not foreign to me. I usually stick to beer unless I get pressured hard (peer pressure FTL), so I manage to not mess myself up too bad.

One bad experiance that im going to share involved me walking back from a friends apartment while very intoxicated. Its a 10 minute walk across campus that I have done many many times but I somehow managed to get lost. I convinced my drunk self that I needed to cross this barbed chain link fence to get home and I couldnt climb as well as I though. I dont remember exactly how I got home that night but the next morning I woke up covered in my own blood. I decided to skip my first class so that I could get my hand stitched up, I ended up cutting it real bad on the fence.
This picture is from about 4 or 5 days after it got stitched up.

[Jean]

I don't get why people mix various drinks, effs you up.

[ivo316]

I once puked all over my date in a motel bed (and it wasn't my first time drinking)...

The good thing is that you know for sure you'll not see her again. :p

[LINUS]

A fifth of Jack Daniels was a great way to start the night a couple weekends ago. I was a little sad to see that I finished the bottle two hours later.

At this point, why are you even buying Jack? If you are burning a whole 1/5 or more in a evening, why not just go for a 1/2 gal of even cheaper stuff?

Either that or take a couple weeks off and reset your threshold, but that's not near as much fun.


OT, but did anyone else hear of the Bellevue, WA gal who got pulled for a DUI and blew a .46? It's the state record, and it might even have been the national record. She beaned another car, so that's how she got caught. Appearantly she had an open liq bottle with her (vodka IIRC), and a few beers for later as well. Trooper account was that she flat fell on the pavement, her sense of balance was so toasted. They took her to the hospital as a precautionary measure.

She also had another DUI case pending when she pulled this move, so she wasn't exactly new to the neighborhood.

[Jscotty]

WOW! A .46 is basically alcohol poisioning. And it very well could have been higher than that because there was probably more alcohol that had not been fully absorbed into her system.

[Ray Smoodiver]

alright, first off i am putting this thread out for a laugh. call me names if you wish i do not care, but i find this to be hilarious, and if you wish post up some of your stories.

it all started around 8 at night this last friday. me and two friends decided we wanted to drink. so instead of finding an age appropraite adult to purchase alcohol for us, my friend who does parkour and is crazy decides to do an alcohol run. so i park around the corner in the 50 dollar e30 and he goes in. two minutes later he flies outta the store and around the corner and right into my car. i leave very fast and we laugh and he starts calming down. turns out he grabbed two bottles of Jose Cuervo Tequila. 40 percent alcohol. i get well excited cause i have only had one or two shots before in my life, and i wanted to be drunk and be funny. so we get into his house, (there will be no drinking and driving in this escapade) and we go into his room and the other friend that was with us has to leave, but will be back later.

so the kids dad is really cool, but we havent told him we will be drinking. it is around 9 o'clock. i am all excited and stuff. i tell my friend to poor me some shots so he does. 5 minutes later i have 8 shots in me, on a nearly empty stomach. i drink no chasers or anything. after about ten minutes i start to feel wierd and shit. poking myself and moving around laughing at nothing. my friend is having fun watching me move around and shit. so that wass the fun part.

at about 9:30 i apparently passed out for an hour. i cannot remember anything after i was squirming around and called me best friend once. so i fall off of my buddies bed and i pass out. i wake up a few times through the night, once when i was talking to my best friend (the guy who left at the beginning, but came back at around 11 with his camera. he was gonne drink til he saw me). once when i was fisting a toilet, and once in the morning wondering why i am on the bathroom floor.

so apparently through the night i did a few things. i threw up about 12 times. i had to get undressed by my friend so that i could piss. they were going to try to hide the fact that we were drinking from his dad, but that didnt work when i had to be put into the bathroom. his dad was cool, and was glad we didnt do it somewhere else. he gave me a bunch of pills to take when i woke up too. i woke up and my hair was spiky, from my own vomit i guess. i ahd to clean my buddies bathroom too. i also called about 40 people, and confessed my true love for them. i also called my prom date, and left her a voicemail telling her how much i loved her best friend, and what i wanted to do to her best friend behind closed doors. which kinda sucked cause this was the day of my prom when i woke up. lol. i fisted a toilet, put my head into it. had to get dragged around by my friend.

i dont remember any of this by the way. none whatsoever. but i believe them.

the moral of the story, do some reseaerch before you drink, and dont drink a shitload in 5 minutes, the first time you ever get drunk.

there are various pictures of me on various cameras, but i will not upload them for you people to see. lol.

Quoted so you can't edit it.

[RobertK]

8 shots in an hour.. that's a great way to jump start your drinking career.

Next time I suggest drinking with some friends who have some experience and will help you watch your liquor intake.

This reminds me of the last new years party at my house. We've had 3 huge bashes over the past 3 years and each one has had a funny twist.

2006-07 New Years everyone got shitty drunk (some before 12) because no one was bar tending like in past parties. The guy who usually bar tends got shitty drunk and puking by 1AM. My brother went from 0-shitfaced in less than an hour. Right after midnight he became super emo bitch crying off the back porch then he puked and passed out on the floor. Couple of Tara's friends got shitty and passed out before midnight. Josh (HST) would just be talking to people, stop, randomly puke off the back porch, then continue his conversation with drink in hand. Ever since New Years 06-07 is known as Pukefest 2006.

[Hadrian]

America should have a younger legal drinking age

[Jscotty]

America should have a younger legal drinking age

25 years ago they did. It used to be 18 and in some states 16 for beer and wine.

[KangamangusDriver]

my first expierence was in 7th grade

Took a litre water bottle and filled her up with random liquor from a friends parents liquor cabinet.

A whole bunch of us went camping out in the woods.
With a girl in presence and I wanted to impress,
I told her that I would chug the liquor if she chugged beer.
Good idea right? Get nice and drunka and score? Only If I knew what I was doing...

Bad Idea!

I ended up so drunk I could not roll on my side to take a piss.
So I guess I whipped it out and pissed all over myself water fountain style.

That was the last time I drank that much, lucky I didnt die.

[Kruzen]

At this point, why are you even buying Jack? If you are burning a whole 1/5 or more in a evening, why not just go for a 1/2 gal of even cheaper stuff?

Either that or take a couple weeks off and reset your threshold, but that's not near as much fun.


OT, but did anyone else hear of the Bellevue, WA gal who got pulled for a DUI and blew a .46? It's the state record, and it might even have been the national record. She beaned another car, so that's how she got caught. Appearantly she had an open liq bottle with her (vodka IIRC), and a few beers for later as well. Trooper account was that she flat fell on the pavement, her sense of balance was so toasted. They took her to the hospital as a precautionary measure.

She also had another DUI case pending when she pulled this move, so she wasn't exactly new to the neighborhood.

I'm pretty sure she plowed through a car, kept driving, hit another one which stopped her.

Officers responded to the scene and the lady didn't even realize she had hit anything.

[MikeE30325i]

why didnt i see this in person!??!!

because you werent there!

[MikeE30325i]

Quoted so you can't edit it.

yeah thanks for qouting that, even though i told you i was telling the story for laughs and that i didnt care what anyone said, but good job covering all the bases.

and to everyone else, thanks for the input. yeah it was crazy, and i gaurantee you, that shit will not happen agian. and some of your guys stories are awesome!

[Kman]

Anyone who drinks 8 shots in an hour needs more than jesus.

What about tucker max??

i don't drink and i don't want to, if i wanted to would have, but its reasons like puking i don't. my family also is a disgrace and embarrassment to me because none of them know when to stop drinking and i don't want my kids to grow up how i did with a drunk mother.

[golde30]

I ended up so drunk I could not roll on my side to take a piss.
So I guess I whipped it out and pissed all over myself water fountain style.

That was the last time I drank that much, lucky I didnt die.