My First Time

[FredK]

Bad Idea!

I ended up so drunk I could not roll on my side to take a piss.
So I guess I whipped it out and pissed all over myself water fountain style.

That was the last time I drank that much, lucky I didnt die.

My friend drank a similar amount of liquor one time, while we were still in HS. He staggered around town, and after getting kicked out of Taco Bell for being intoxicated, he was carted around in a shopping cart with only 3 functioning wheels. We still recount the story to this day, much to the chagrin of his wife. :D

[AndrewBird]

I'm saving being drunk for my 21st. I am curious as to how I will do though. I'm half Hungarian and both my parents can drink like a fish and not even get buzzed. Should be interesting.

[s0urce]

ha, good story. At least you didn't lose your car. I remember getting shitfaced in Santa Monica one time and had to go on a 3 hour search to find the e36. Oddly enough, I parked the car when I was sober and then immediately started drinking without taking note of where I was.

And for Icing on the cake, my lady friend at the time had to hold me up while I took a piss in the middle of the street and then proceeded to lay down in stagnant sewer water. I ended up throwing up some nasty mushroom rich dinner I ate all over my sisters apartment. Good thing the lady friend was there to clean up after me.

All I really remember from that night was being in a bathroom ass naked while my friend Jessica was trying to get me off of the toilet.

[MikeE30325i]

ha, good story. At least you didn't lose your car. I remember getting shitfaced in Santa Monica one time and had to go on a 3 hour search to find the e36. Oddly enough, I parked the car when I was sober and then immediately started drinking without taking note of where I was.

And for Icing on the cake, my lady friend at the time had to hold me up while I took a piss in the middle of the street and then proceeded to lay down in stagnant sewer water. I ended up throwing up some nasty mushroom rich dinner I ate all over my sisters apartment. Good thing the lady friend was there to clean up after me.

All I really remember from that night was being in a bathroom ass naked while my friend Jessica was trying to get me off of the toilet.

Lol, what happened to Jessica?

[s0urce]

Lol, what happened to Jessica?

After she cleaned up my puke, and put me in clean clothes she helped me find my car the following day. That was the worst hangover I've ever had. Walking around Santa Monica was pure torture.

I still talk to her off and on.

[MikeE30325i]

After she cleaned up my puke, and put me in clean clothes she helped me find my car the following day. That was the worst hangover I've ever had. Walking around Santa Monica was pure torture.

I still talk to her off and on.

ahh i thought you would wipe out that you married her and that she cleans up your puke all the time now. lol

[netcsk]

Man, some of you guys are hardcore or exaggerate (forget). My first time wasn't till graduation night in HS. Good stuff. Didn't get really wasted till I made it to college.

Worst time was Halloween freshman year. Was also game day. Started drinking around 11am for the game; didn't finish till somewhere around 2am the next day. Found myself laying in my bed with a towel wrapped around the corner of my desk. Apparently I blacked out at a Halloween party and was dragged back to my place. My buds still wont let it go that a girl "with the best tits ever" flashed me to get my cup away from me. I realized she did have real nice ones when I saw her and a few others that I met that night a few weekends later and didn't recognize one of them.

Now I just drink enough to get happy ~8 beers max. I tend to stay away from liquor unless I don't have a choice.

[rwh11385]

I don't get why people mix various drinks, effs you up.

It's better than drinking the same thing one after the other??

Or do you mean mix different liquors together? Because you can make something that tastes great and GETS YOU DRUNK!!! Most freshmen take vodka shots or bong beers, but I got older friends who have passed down the knowledge of mixed drinks beyond your typical rum and coke.

If you want to get messed up, Baltimore Zoos have been great - pretty imfamous in the region.

1 shot vodka
1 shot light rum
1 shot gin
1 shot triple sec
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot grenadine syrup
1 dash sweet and sour mix

Alcohol (ABV): 29% (59 proof)

you'll be mackin on fat chicks in no time

[lucky7]

private ranch up north michigan. 40,000 acres of private land. i decide to walk home form a party one night, i think i was 18 years old. last thing i remember was leaning against a tree to take a piss so i wouldnt fall over. i wake up to 2 old guys....ranch patrol. they're asking me if i can get up. i reply, 'if i have to'. aparently they found me on some old guys front lawn with my pants unzipped still. owned to the max. they drove me back to the tent i was staying in, and i never heard anything of it afterthat. hahahahaha.

[imsotyerred]

First time was memorial day, end of 8th grade. up at the Jersey Shore, my parents went for a walk and left my brother and i alone. He called some friends over, they brought a dufflebag full of various alcohols and i just had to impress them. First thing that caught my eye was some MAGICAL 151...oh yes

i pour some into a clear plastic cup...don't remember how much exactly about 2.5-3oz...only being egged on by people saying "NO WAY" i shot that shit so easy and began refilling, again, egged on by people's disbelief. Did that at least 3 times and then my brother actually stopped me. about 5 minutes drunk time later, i started to feel it and we walked down to the boardwalk...as we were walking on guy jumped at me from behind a sign and i simply collapsed laughing...

we stopped 2 minutes drunk time later and i tell my brother "i feel like sleeping"
-"no don't go to sleep"
"why not?"
-"just don't go to sleep"
"ok, i'm going to sleep now"

woke up when someone handed my a cigar, took a puff and handed it back burning his hand in the process, and passed out again. next i woke up when my brother and one of his friends were carrying me around in the street asking me questions and shit, trying to get me concious again. a passed out like that 3 or 4 times and woke up each time with someone else carrying me.

the night ended around midnight when i woke up on a bench with a water bottle in my hand. then we went home, i stripped naked (having vomited all over my clothes) and my brother threw my shit into the bathtub. he somehow explained that to my parents.

i woke up without a hangover and still can't drink 151

[MikeE30325i]

holy hell dude, that is crazy. sounds way worse than my story. lol

[PiercedE30]

Man, I can't even remember the first time I got drunk, been a LONG time.
I remember in my freshman year of college, me and my girlfriend had a fifth of Cpt. Morgan's and 4 20 oz cokes. Poured some of the cokes out and poured in most of the Cpt. Walked around campus for a while getting drunk and having fun. Night ended up at my frat house and then me and her going back to her place........not all that bad.
Oh, and stay away from Jose or Pepe. Stick to the Patron. That shit is sooooo smooth and soooo good. Last bottle that I bought I ended up drinking the whole fifth in about 2.5-3 hours. Stayed buzzed for a while and started drinking beer. It was a good night also.

[crunk3]

First time i got drunk was at my Highschool Grad party. Ended up waking up at my friends place passed out with a towel around my face.

My Worst alcohol experiences would have to be when i drank Gin'n'Juice. I guess Gin doesn't hit you slowly, Me and 2 of my friends got a 40 pounder of tanqueray and decided mixed it with orange juice. It was such a smooth tasting drink cause the gin kinda tastes citrusy. Anyway we end up finishing the bottle in about 30-45 minutes and i don't fell a thing yet (maybe a light buzz). So im walking around going inside and out ( apparently temperature fucks you up even more with gin) So about i donno 10 min later after finishing the bottle im sitting on this chair rocking back and forth. then my buddy was like "Ryan your on the floor" I looked around and noticed everything was 90 degrees opposite of me. So i make my way up and I can barley walk, i make my way slowly across the room and fell into the wall and broke some picture frame thing. Then i decided to take out my camera and get some drunk pictures. Well i took one picture then i threw my camera across the room. It was fucked. So one of my other friends had passed out on this person bed. So i go check on him a few times. later the evening i go check on him again...But he's not in the bed anymore, he's passed out in the closet. When i start to make my way home i ended up running like 5km, pretending i was a racecar or something like leaning into turns and yeah. then when i made it to the top of my street i think i ended up puking the rest of the way home . I had the worst hangover all of the next day.
I try not to drink Gin anymore

[Borat]

A group of us were at friends place and his parents were away. He had an older sister who was throwing a house party. Basically got given or stole more than enough booze to get rat-faced.One of my mates mums came over early to pick him up. We were shitting ourselves cos we were 14/15 years old tops. Made the poor lady wait outside for 5 min while we frantically removed all bottles/evidence within view of the front door.

Here in NZ we have a pretty shocking drinking culture, due to 18 being the legal age most kids are drinking by the time they're 15/16.

[FredK]

When i start to make my way home i ended up running like 5km, pretending i was a racecar or something like leaning into turns and yeah.

Hahahaha! It all depends on what's in your stomach. Empty, you get drunk fast. Full, it'll take 30-40 mins to feel something.

LOL at the dude who drank ~9 shots of 151. That would have SUCKED.