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  • euroshark
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    • Apr 2006
    • 3491

    #16
    So what exactly is a "Contagious Erection" ? Is it like going to the gym showers and getting a hard-on because you see that your buddy has a hard on and you find his tool to be impressive? And then the guy beside you starts to get a hard-on too?
    Exactly! Or you walk into a restaurant with a bit of chub just to the right of the crotch in your jeans, and someone sees it and pops some chub too... Totally unconscious, totally not gay, and totally fucking hilarious!

    Edit: I think Mythbusters should test it to see if it's like yawning.
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    • blunttech
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      • Jul 2004
      • 12850

      #17
      Originally posted by euroshark
      Exactly! Or you walk into a restaurant with a bit of chub just to the right of the crotch in your jeans, and someone sees it and pops some chub too... Totally unconscious, totally not gay, and totally fucking hilarious!

      Edit: I think Mythbusters should test it to see if it's like yawning.
      ummm i hate to be the one to bring this to your attention but if you see a guy with a boner and that causes you to spring a boner that is neither unconscious nor anywhere close to heterosexual
      Last edited by blunttech; 05-29-2007, 05:14 PM. Reason: i didnt bring his gayness to the surface effectively
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      • euroshark
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        • Apr 2006
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        #18
        Damn this internets... I'm ruined...

        Disclaimer: I'm not gay, I just like the name Contagious Erection. My hypothetical restaurant scenario was created only to help define the Contagious Erection, and is not really based on actual events.

        ...That's my story.
        Last edited by euroshark; 05-29-2007, 05:20 PM. Reason: more stress on the word really... for effect
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        • blunttech
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          • Jul 2004
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          #19
          Originally posted by euroshark
          Damn this internets... I'm ruined...

          Disclaimer: I'm not gay, I just like the name Contagious Erection. My hypothetical restaurant scenario was created only to help define the Contagious Erection, and is not really based on actual events.

          ...That's my story.
          explanation accepted
          Last edited by blunttech; 05-29-2007, 05:26 PM. Reason: fake acceptance only to make him feel comfortable with his gayness
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          • FredK
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            • Oct 2003
            • 14752

            #20
            Originally posted by euroshark
            Exactly! Or you walk into a restaurant with a bit of chub just to the right of the crotch in your jeans, and someone sees it and pops some chub too...
            Um, OK
            Last edited by FredK; 05-29-2007, 05:30 PM. Reason: Realized, why would Euroshark stare at a dude's crotch to begin with? Total meatgazer!

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            • Jscotty
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              • Jan 2007
              • 2285

              #21
              Originally posted by blunt
              explanation accepted
              Wait, Blunt- I cannot accept that just yet. Lets ask Shark how you can explain two men comparing their body parts while at an eating establishment! That ought to be interesting.

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              • euroshark
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                • Apr 2006
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                #22
                I can't honestly say that I've got a good explanation for that... It's just one of those things that if it were to happen you'd question yourself a little bit.

                "Why did I just look at that dude's crotch? Oh, right, because of his pants... Those look like good pants... *shifty eyes* Yep. *grab the girlfriends butt to reaffirm hetero-ness*"
                Last edited by euroshark; 05-29-2007, 08:04 PM. Reason: Not really gay, but I will put a finger up my ass on occasion if I'm feeling squirly
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                • blunttech
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Jscotty
                  Wait, Blunt- I cannot accept that just yet. Lets ask Shark how you can explain two men comparing their body parts while at an eating establishment! That ought to be interesting.
                  i think youre missing the best part. the edit explanations. i guess if i have to explain it it isnt funny. except to me
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                  • FredK
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                    • Oct 2003
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                    #24
                    Nah, it's still funny. I bumped this up to make sure euroshark got shamed for the second day in a row. HAHAHAHA!
                    Last edited by FredK; 05-30-2007, 06:06 PM. Reason: No, not really. It really lost its luster now that blunt had to explain it. LAME. :)

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                    • equate975
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3382

                      #25
                      "Roofus" - So strong and sweet, she won't notice!
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                      • SnowFiend
                        Advanced Member
                        • May 2007
                        • 106

                        #26
                        Originally posted by kansas-ix
                        Trill Liquor,
                        Sizsyrup,
                        Urple,

                        All cognac or brandy based flavored purple/ grape drinks.
                        you will rule the hood youngin,
                        I work for a dist. we got bottle of Kush as samples the other day, comes in amsterdam, hydro, and reserve, and blunt wraps on the bottle and the bottle is shaped like a bong. LOL

                        got pics of the bottle? And how did it taste?

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