Elephants never forget.

[backtrail69]

I thought it was humorous..

[Jon325i]

Reading the title had me prepared for a Republican joke. What a disappointment.

Jon

[Jscotty]

LOL! I read the title and I was getting ready to post that joke thinking that this was something else.

[Garageaholic]

I created a "jokes" thread for a reason...

if this is indeed a joke...

[LINUS]

That's a rather lofty claim, I'm sure there's better.

+1


But I have to admit I smiled at the end - I expected a Hallmark card, and instead got a lesson in common sense.

[browntown]

What?

stupidest thread on r3v yet.

That's a rather lofty claim, I'm sure there's better.

[MattE30]

What?

stupidest thread on r3v yet.

Very doubtful

[MikeE30325i]

What?

stupidest thread on r3v yet.

[StereoInstaller1]

Death, then BAN.

[M42Technik]

Ban

[325Projectz]

ban

dot

[FredK]

ban

[Tvan]

In 1986, Malek Mabembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Malek approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Malek worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Malek stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Malek never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.Twenty years later, Malek was walking through the Chicago Zoowith his teen aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over near to where Malek and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Malek couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Malek summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Malek’s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.


No cliffs.