meatgazer fund, please contribute

[Ray Smoodiver]

Ways this could have been funnier:

"live your life a quarter inch at a time"

"for those 12 seconds or less, you're free" (refer first quote for the joke)

[Axxe]

Good thread. Great thread.

[M42Technik]

And I'm adding M42Technik to my ban list, that guys been around way to long, He's gotta be too old and senile at this point to think straight anyway.

lol

[Fanzotti]

Pardon me sir, are you starting shit? HAHAHAHA!

D-When do I learn how to punch?
M-Better learn balance. Balance is key. Balance good, karate good.
Everything good. Balance bad, better pack up, go home.
Understand?
D-Yeah, I understand. Did you ever get into fights
when you were a kid?
M-Plenty.
D-It wasn't like the problem I have, right?
M- Fighting, fighting. Same, same.
D-But you knew karate.
M-Someone always know more.
D-There were times when you were scared to fight?
M-Always scared. Miyagi hate fighting.
D- But you like karate.
M-So?
D-Karate's fighting, you train to fight.
M-That what you think?
D-No.
M-Then why train?
D-So I won't have to fight.
M-Miyagi have hope for you.

Oh Hell no!

Well, in all honestly I'll probably be giving another airborne concert and will miss the event entirely and upon returning will somehow convince another ex to post semi-nudes, creating a situation that completely steals your thunder. For the time being at least...

I can fly, Motherfucker.

PLEASE, steal my thunder!

lol

Glad you got the joke. Cheers Techno, I'm taking you off my ban list!

Wax on, Wacks off!

[Jscotty]

Ways this could have been funnier:

"live your life a quarter inch at a time"

"for those 12 seconds or less, you're free" (refer first quote for the joke)

That sounds like my sex life. 1/4 of the way in and I was done.. And it was about 12 seconds!

[Turf1600]

Is it too late to chip in? I just read this entire thread - I like how that vag whelton disappeared after getting called out by blunt. I'm surprised no one suggested him playing any type of music? I'll throw in 5 if he plays some village people or hanson. Preferably hanson - really loud.

[MattE30]

120 at the last few pages.

[32.5i]

or plays this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[PiercedE30]

or plays this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

that would be awesome! I second the motion.
I loved that episode of Family Guy when the dog sang it.

[32.5i]

that would be awesome! I second the motion.
I loved that episode of Family Guy when the dog sang it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf1k-Bu2UY&mode=related&search=

;P

[Mr Deagle]

The more I read through your post's...the clearer it becomes that I'm more than qualified to handle it.

Oh, and by the way Mr. Anderson, irony is a tough word to define, some definitions are better than others. For instance having the screen name eurospeed while driving an ETA is a much better definition of irony... it's a good thing you saw the light and changed it to Mr. Anderson.

Fanzotti for ADMIN!!!! 2007

[MR 325]

Blunt for president!

[Mr Deagle]

Blunt for president!

of r3v?:hitler:

I second this motion!!!

[Fanzotti]

Blunt ='s no doubt.

Blunts funny.

Urban Word of the Day

https://www.urbandictionary.com

June 12, 2007: decidership

A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted
control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates
of the people or elected representatives.

This could spin out of control and turn into the annual Blunt presidential month June 12-July 12.

[Fidhle007]

Fuck, as if there wasn't enough campaining in the real world already?

*Looks for Ex's number*