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  • winstontj
    E30 Addict
    • Mar 2007
    • 500

    #1

    Words of Wisdom... Passed on to you:

    Heard this from a buddy that was a retired NYC cop. At the time I was single and it seemed a lot funnier. Now it depends on how you look at it but on some level, depending on your point of view anything could be true.

    #1 - Add up all the money you have ever spent on her

    #2 - Divide by the number of times you've slept with her

    #3 - Ask yourself if is/was worth it

    Maybe you guys think it's dumb but like I said I thought it was funny but now that I'm a little older and I see friends in their 30's dating, going out to the bars, etc... things become more and more true.
  • h0lmes

    #2
    This thread sucks.

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    • der affe
      Moderator
      Technical
      • Dec 2005
      • 8452

      #3
      i was at the grocery store with my female roommate (with benifits) wearing a shirt SHE gave me that has 2 stick figures on it (female in a wedding dress) that says game over, because i am mega anti -marrage. the guy behind me laughs at it and says "i'm getting married in 1 month" so i told don't do it they only last about 3 years and you loose half your shit in the end. she is being a drunk pms-y bitch and storms out way ahead of me. so i turn to him and say "that is why i'll never get married". this morning i got an appypollylodgie and breakfast made for me.
      i know i am a looser on that formula though :roll:
      seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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      • winstontj
        E30 Addict
        • Mar 2007
        • 500

        #4
        Originally posted by h0lmes
        This thread sucks.
        So does busch beer....

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        • backtrail69
          R3V Elite
          • Jul 2005
          • 4471

          #5
          Originally posted by winstontj
          So does busch beer....
          VERY true..
          :: PNW Crew ::
          '87 325 4dr, '74 2002

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          • gazellebeigem3
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jun 2005
            • 3712

            #6
            Originally posted by h0lmes
            This thread sucks.

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            • der affe
              Moderator
              Technical
              • Dec 2005
              • 8452

              #7
              Originally posted by winstontj
              Heard this from a buddy that was a retired NYC cop. At the time I was single and it seemed a lot funnier. Now it depends on how you look at it but on some level, depending on your point of view anything could be true.

              #1 - Add up all the money you have ever spent on her

              #2 - Divide by the number of times you've slept with her

              #3 - Ask yourself if is/was worth it

              Maybe you guys think it's dumb but like I said I thought it was funny but now that I'm a little older and I see friends in their 30's dating, going out to the bars, etc... things become more and more true.
              listen to this now and be the wiser young kids!!!
              seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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