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  • Mtriple
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    • Dec 2003
    • 3139

    #1

    Funny email to my co-worker...

    So I'm at work tonight and we're pretty slow, so I thought I would post this up. She recently signed up on Myspace and look at what this guy sent her.

    Punctuation and spelling are exceptional.



    Hi . I'm a army recruter I have a office in ShakapeeLet me be truthful with
    you. I just got back from iraq and now im out of active dutty thanks god and
    I'm really sexaully frostered havnt been laid in 6 months cause i was in
    iraq and i just got back to the states. Think you could help me out? promise
    it wouldnt be a one night stand. Hope to hear from you soon
    Greg
    Last edited by Mtriple; 06-19-2007, 03:33 AM.
    Originally posted by Simon S
    When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..
  • Kristuphir
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    • Feb 2004
    • 402

    #2
    That's some good stuff. I bet she was all over that most tempting offer.

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    • Mtriple
      No R3VLimiter
      • Dec 2003
      • 3139

      #3
      Originally posted by Kristuphir

      People are priceless. There is no limit to the complete lack of social skills that some people can demonstrate...
      Agreed, we got a pretty good laugh out of it. I'll see if I can get her to egg this guy on a little more just for fun.
      Originally posted by Simon S
      When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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      • Rigmaster
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jul 2004
        • 3464

        #4
        jus rember dont sing ur nam ur shell finger out it wuz U

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        • M42Technik
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          • Dec 2003
          • 9781

          #5
          Originally posted by Rigmaster
          jus rember dont sing ur nam ur shell finger out it wuz U
          Quoting the most retarded post ever.
          Reminiscing...

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          • Vedubin01
            R3V Elite
            • Jun 2006
            • 5852

            #6
            you should send him a Myspace message saying the same thing and that you will honor the don't ask don't tell policy
            Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

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            • mtechnik
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              • May 2006
              • 6156

              #7
              HAHHAH good one.



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              • Rigmaster
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                • Jul 2004
                • 3464

                #8
                Originally posted by M42Technik
                Quoting the most retarded post ever.
                nah, not even close.

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                • s0urce
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2933

                  #9
                  Oh corporate myspace woes.
                  tasty

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                  • blunttech
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 12850

                    #10
                    bob, is there anyway you can post that 911 emergency call you played for me ?? or could you get in trouble for that shit?
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