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minus well. ITS MIGHT AS WELL. My dad is the worst and i work with him, drives me nuts
HAHA - that reminds me of my ex-wife. She used to call cake frosting "icening" instead of "icing". - I used to figure out ways to get cake conversations started just to hear her say that. Her mom was a mental midget, so she got a few other gems like that from her too.
Another beauty was the time we were in a Mexican restaurant around Christmas and they had "Feliz Navidad" on the stereo - She leaned in and whispered "Listen - it's the Spanish version of Feliz Navidad."
I just looked at her and asked her if she wanted to think about that a minute before I took my turn to respond.
It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.
HAHA - that reminds me of my ex-wife. She used to call cake frosting "icening" instead of "icing". - I used to figure out ways to get cake conversations started just to hear her say that. Her mom was a mental midget, so she got a few other gems like that from her too.
Another beauty was the time we were in a Mexican restaurant around Christmas and they had "Feliz Navidad" on the stereo - She leaned in and whispered "Listen - it's the Spanish version of Feliz Navidad."
I just looked at her and asked her if she wanted to think about that a minute before I took my turn to respond.
that's funny stuff.
my wife's step mom says 'oh my garsh' instead of 'oh my gosh'.
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ex-Chief Operating Officer
Blunt Tech Industries
West Coast and Pacific Rim
HAHA - that reminds me of my ex-wife. She used to call cake frosting "icening" instead of "icing". - I used to figure out ways to get cake conversations started just to hear her say that. Her mom was a mental midget, so she got a few other gems like that from her too.
Another beauty was the time we were in a Mexican restaurant around Christmas and they had "Feliz Navidad" on the stereo - She leaned in and whispered "Listen - it's the Spanish version of Feliz Navidad."
I just looked at her and asked her if she wanted to think about that a minute before I took my turn to respond.
haha once my wife and i needed a quick gift to bring over to a couples house. they had got a new place and we wanted to bring just a little something so we stopped at target on the way. we were crunched for time and a little stressed and as we are walking thru target looking for something an employee asks if she can help us find anything. my wife says "do you have any gifts"? i fucking bust out laughing. maybe its only funny to me but anything you buy is a gift at that point. the whole fucking store is full of gifts. i still give her shit about that
haha once my wife and i needed a quick gift to bring over to a couples house. they had got a new place and we wanted to bring just a little something so we stopped at target on the way. we were crunched for time and a little stressed and as we are walking thru target looking for something an employee asks if she can help us find anything. my wife says "do you have any gifts"? i fucking bust out laughing. maybe its only funny to me but anything you buy is a gift at that point. the whole fucking store is full of gifts. i still give her shit about that
that was not worth the time it took you to type it and the time it took me to read it.
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ex-Chief Operating Officer
Blunt Tech Industries
West Coast and Pacific Rim
that was not worth the time it took you to type it and the time it took me to read it.
if you were able to absorb anything on even a 3rd grade level you would have seen the part where i stated " maybe its only funny to me"/ the thing you dont realize yet and probably never will is im here for my benefit, not yours. so eat a predictable self serving dick. now go save another swamp and get the fuck off my computer screen
"any-who"
and
"cool beans"
the last one bugs me the most...and blunt, if i were walking by and heard your wife ask if they had any "gifts" i would've fell out laughing as well.
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