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    RIP Captain America

    Cross posted from another forum:

    NEW YORK (July 1) - It's a funeral fit for a superhero. In the drizzling rain at Arlington National Cemetery, thousands of grieving patriots solemnly watch as the pallbearers - Iron Man, the Black Panther, Ben Grimm and Ms. Marvel - carry a casket draped with an American flag.

    Yes, folks, Captain America is dead and buried in the latest issue of Marvel Comics' "Fallen Son," due on newsstands the morning after Independence Day. After 66 years of battling villains from Adolf Hitler to the Red Skull, the red, white and blue leader of the Avengers was felled by an assassin's bullet on the steps of a New York federal courthouse.

    He was headed to court after refusing to sign the government's Superhero Registration Act, a move that would have revealed his true identity. A sniper who fired from a rooftop was captured as police and Captain America's military escort were left to cope with chaos in the streets.

    Captain America, whose secret identity was Steve Rogers, was an early member of the pantheon of comic book heroes that began with Superman in the 1930s.

    He landed on newsstands in March 1941, nine months before Pearl Harbor - delivering a punch to Hitler on the cover of his first issue, a sock-in-the-jaw reminder that there was a war on and the United States was not involved.

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    Its gonna turn out he liked little boys.
    Im now E30less.
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      #3
      I think that the Civil War is the gayest thing to happen in the history of comics. They killed one of my favorite characters in a quick and stupid death. He couldnt have gone out fighting some cool supervillian or a grand battle in which he is felled by overwhelming odds. Some ass just shot him. They also made my other favorite character (Iron Man) into a complete dick.
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        #4
        Superman at least died a good death...

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          #5
          Why would they kill off Capt. America? Are they going to replace him with Capt. Mexico?

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            #6
            liutenant canada?
            Originally posted by ebelements
            Also, for those who don't know, negative camber is the greatest thing since sliced bread(panera). Even tire wear is for city busses and the elderly.

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              #7
              I bet the sniper was a Islamic extremist.

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                #8
                Originally posted by E30 Reaktionär View Post
                I bet the sniper was a Islamic extremist.
                nooo marvel is too pc for that, they have gay super heros now
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by E30 Reaktionär View Post
                  Why would they kill off Capt. America? Are they going to replace him with Capt. Mexico?



                  That was perfectly placed.
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                  "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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                    #10
                    You sure it wasn't a ploy and he just died of old age? I mean christ he's going on 80 years of fighting baddies.

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                      #11
                      They always come back to life somehow.
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                      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                      ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                        #12
                        how old are you guys?

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