Here is what happens when Budget is out of full sized vehicles.

[86espowa]

Offroad it.

find a nice dirt patch and live out all your emergency brake FWD fantasies.

add water to the oil.

[sticksdaman]

1.get in car
2.lift e-brake lever
3.drive to destination
4.arrive at destination
5.release e-brake

[SchnellerVert]

Only problem with this is the car is OBD II and probably has a data link that records how it was operated.

Meaning if you say it just died after repeated beatings they could d/l data like the car crash link shit in the newer cars.

[FredK]

1.get in car
2.lift e-brake lever
3.drive to destination
4.arrive at destination
5.release e-brake

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[atomic]

jump some railroad tracks in it !! that is if you can find any in flat florida worthy of jumping !! or see how fast she will hit curbs without being so rough it jars your hemroids loose !!

[assoutE12]

I don't even know where the fuck to start.

I think the only rental car I didn't beat to fuck was the last one I rented. I bought my e30 in colorado, drove it up to Montana, fucked around up there for a while and on the way back the water pump went out on the outskirts of bolder. got the car towed to the dealership and rented a car, the only car they had wasone of those "chevy" aveo's ( you know the one thats realy a daewoo).
I go to get some breakfast and as I'm about half way into the parking spot I pull the handbrake to stop the rest of the way, get out and go eat. When I go to leave the fucking shitbox comme piece of shit won't shift out of drive, I literaraly have to kick the fucking shifter hard to get it to move. My brother and I made the decision that if we treat this car like we have others it will end up burning to the ground or just fucking disintegrate.

[Jscotty]

I guess this would also be a good opportunity to see if sugar in the gas tank really does any damage to the car.

[rwh11385]

Go to a local Med School and buy a cadavier off them and return the car with the body in the back.

[Jscotty]

Go to a local Med School and buy a cadavier off them and return the car with the body in the back.

I can imagine the scenario.. "Sir, we need for you to exit the vehicle now. Hello? Are you asleep? AIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

[s0urce]

Last time I had a rental was when some dipshit rear ended the e30. Enterprise gave me a dodge truck, 2 wheel drive mind you. Kev and I took the beast out to Palm springs where we ended up getting stuck in some sand in the middle of the desert.

Saved by a 4x4 tow...cost me a shitload. Needless to say, I fucked that thing up...

[Il Duce]

Last time I had a rental was when some dipshit rear ended the e30. Enterprise gave me a dodge truck, 2 wheel drive mind you. Kev and I took the beast out to Palm springs where we ended up getting stuck in some sand in the middle of the desert.

Saved by a 4x4 tow...cost me a shitload. Needless to say, I fucked that thing up...

And I didn't want to tell that story.... hahahah. fuck that sucked. stranded in the desert w/ no water or cigs. i was PISSED. hahahahha.

[e30sd]

dude we got stuck with a pt goozer turbo vert in denver, so we opted for the 8 dollar insurance and did donuts in the hotel parking lot all afternoon.

[whiltebeitel]

The last rental a friend got became the whore of our AX. 2 people on it in the first heat, then 3 in the second. I literally stopped for one minute between runs. we let it rest on the last heat, it nearly blew, and we put a screw in a tire, then swapped the tires front to rear to hide the FWD tire destruction. :)

[golde30]

couple years ago i rented a chevy trailblazer to drive up to tahoe. well on the way up there i found out the wipers didnt work...super. so im going along @ 3am, its snowing as i come over donner summit, and i start the decent down hill. well the first time a turn came up on the freeway, the POS decided to go straight instead. i crossed over into oncoming lanes, slammed into the gaurdrail, spun about 20X for 1/4 mile downhill, and crashed into a snow embankment. after that, all i did the whole weekend was ram into shit and spin out all over the place. by the time i got back, there were no bumpers, all the lights were smashed, and the LF wheel was cambered in like a mofo. POS rentals. oh, and i paid the $10/day insurance.

[ColdAccord]

or you take it out on the ice roads of Lake Minnetonka for a cruise...

how about you bathe yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka