The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[e30e]

a)muse sucks

b) it is way to early for me to be posting in this thread

c)suck it

muse is a bunch of fucking wankers.....not drunk yet.

[4bangerfury]

subway has sandwiches not on the menu? wtf? just had a chicken cordon bleu sammich. it was yummy. never heard of it til my dd ordered it and had myself an epiphany in the subway line.

btw, people behind the counter are much more relaxed/chill/funny after midnite. ever go there at lunch time? some of them seem like they're gonna have a mental breakdown while making my sammich.

[E30Nova]

Muse is great, wtf is with you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless?

And subway sucks. $5 for bread with turkey and vegetables in between it. Fucking ripoff of the century.

Matt

[gazellebeigem3]

nope, muse sucks.

[e30e]

nope, muse sucks.

x2

[Dozyproductions]

nope, muse sucks.

x -2.

Muse rocks

I dont think I had subway after midnight. None of them are open that late around here.

And I gave it the sexy time dance to this lady at her engagement party at the bars last night. Bar tender told me i had to put my shirt and pants back on.

[e30e]

x -2.

Muse rocks

I dont think I had subway after midnight. None of them are open that late around here.

And I gave it the sexy time dance to this lady at her engagement party at the bars last night. Bar tender told me i had to put my shirt and pants back on.

Well you must like sissy sounding brit fag rock music, saw them live only thing they had going for them is a laser show.

[dnova89]

[mastershake]

im oficially drunk and stupid. the girls around here suck..pretentious hipster bitches with short hair..gah. i need to get drunk everytime i wanna hit on somoene. why is brooklyn so gay??

[E30Nova]

you tell us, you're the one living there. ;)

Matt

[mastershake]

you tell us, you're the one living there. ;)

Matt

good point sir..i am no longer drunk..

[dvs909]

Fuck Spiders. i just got home from a couple drinks with some friends about a hour ago and see some big ass spider perched on the side of my bed. i fuckin swung at it with my shoe and i didnt damage it. ive spent the last hour tearing my room apart to ffind it. and im drunk.

[kylekrueger]

i am extremely drunk right now, it took me like 5 minutes to write this with no spelling errors im not really sure if im even posting correctly it seems like i am but who knows. can anybody relate to me right now?

[CleanAzzE30z]

I havent been drunk in more than 3 months. haha.

[kronus]

fuuuuuuck

drunk on expensive-ass belgian bier, and my huge-major year-long senior year project presentation is tomorrow.... and I have a paper to wrote.

business as usual :D