The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Mr. Tasty]

sup, I feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. 4 fingers of Old Taylor 100 proof. Went back for seconds.

you were able to take 8 fingers from taylor? Nice recordd

[F34R]

sup, I feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. 4 fingers of Old Taylor 100 proof. Went back for seconds.

[lambo]

hey guise

[ScHpAnKy]

Contributing member here

[QUKBMER]

Last week I blacked out and peed under my roommates bed, he woke up because I was using his arm to hold me up.....


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That is some funny shit right there.

[TehRaydarlover]

new sig thx reddit

[phreshkid]

I just shot a rat with my spear gun. Ho Lee Fuk.

[lambo]

Fuck.

[henryki]

Went to a Halloween Party recently, dressed as a breathalyzer. Was already 10 beers in by the time I got there, ended up bringing a backpack with 17 beers in it. Dancing having a good time, went back to the car to get the handle of Captain Morgan, don't remember anything past that. But apparently I made out with a fat chick, got back to my apartment woke my roommate up at 5am by pissing on his desk chair, still black out drunk. Ended up peeing 2 more times, no where near a toilet, when I finally woke up at 9 (Still drunk) looked inside the backpack that I brought to the party and saw there were only 3 left.

People still don't look at me the same way around school.

Its a damn shame I don't remember anything, but apparently my friends tell me I was having a great time being a breathalyzer and asking girls to blow me. Yeah not my finest hour.

[ndfspd67]

Last week I blacked out and peed under my roommates bed, he woke up because I was using his arm to hold me up.....


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[illest318i]

i'm knockin jewish, chinese and black bitches
and if they breaded, i even goose fat bitches
i slap bitches with my left hand
cuz they goin to sleep if i use my best hand
fuck a best man i ain't getting married
i'm gonna pimp till the day my coffin is carried
i'm very cutthroat, you know me
i don't call the cops, people call them on me
i'm on e and all kinds of shit
drunk at thizz's house, bustin rhymes and shit

nice!!

[SlaineLotten]

i really just don't like how the united states consumes the most resources in the entire world. and now how walmart is setting up other countries on the same trend.

and it doesn't seem like george bush ever seems to know what's going on.
i have no idea what sorts of things he really cares about. it's like he just wants to inspire people with his speeches.

To prevent my children addicted to the TV programmes and do harm to their eyes and study after getting the cell phone jammer I also get the RF jammer and by now everything is going on well and I am satisfied with the result.

[MF DOOM]

and i didnt pay for a single drink and somehow ended up with 26 extra dollars in my pocket at the end of the night

[MF DOOM]

hit my first tittie bar tonight. friend bought me a dance and the stripper was such a sassy bicthv. put her in check real quick tho.

[Aviator]

I'll be 1 hour and 11 minutes older in 1 hour and 11 minutes, getting drunk as fuck.