The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[J.Rizo]

if you like jack, try honey jack or single barrel jack ( or is it double barrel?). honey tastes delicious, and single barrel is just regular jack on steroids. that single barrel shit is only for when you mix it though lol that bottle doesn't fuck around.

[Kevinxkrazy]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

[kickinindian]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

Lol same thing happened to me last night!

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[Pantless Spency]

Drunk. Buddy kicked me off zombies on blacks ops dos. Probably because I was shooting at zombies that wernt even there

[Dirty325ix]

Well I'm drunk early because I have to, bleed my breaks, attach my coolant lines and fill then drain them attach a few electrical wires around the engine..then finish my 5 speed wiring.which includes attaching my.clutch pedals......oh and then attach my exhaust and then after all the bull shit I push in the clutch and the car starts


Damn now that I write it out it looks like a lot more work
prolly shouldn't o.drinkn so much.canadian mist wiskers

[kickinindian]

if you like jack, try honey jack or single barrel jack ( or is it double barrel?). honey tastes delicious, and single barrel is just regular jack on steroids. that single barrel shit is only for when you mix it though lol that bottle doesn't fuck around.

i liked honey jack the first couple times and then i grew to really hate it idk why lol

[unevolved]

Fuck Canadian Mist.

[magicswan20]

soo lemme tell you how peeved i am. i live in japan. im military. we are not allowed to drink off base anymore. can't leave base if our BAC is above .03. cant be off base past 11. cant buy alcohol past 10pm. im an alcoholic. im doomed.

[kickinindian]

soo lemme tell you how peeved i am. i live in japan. im military. we are not allowed to drink off base anymore. can't leave base if our BAC is above .03. cant be off base past 11. cant buy alcohol past 10pm. im an alcoholic. im doomed.

yea that seems pretty lame i mean even if your not driving?

[magicswan20]

even if you are not driving you cant leave base. if youre driving its dui anyway if your bac is .03 or higher. they are crackin down out here... unfortunately

[yert315]

Got setup on a blind date tonight. I'm nervous about it.

[kickinindian]

Fuckin my ex-fiannces good friend from highschool that she wants to hang out with again. I got to her first! :P

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[S62]

My friends and I had a little reunion about a week ago, 15 people ended up going. We ended up killing a whole keg, 2 30 racks, and 2 12's of steel reserve.... I came up with the great idea of making a beerbong before hand..kind of a good idea. Halfway through the night after killing around 10ish beers (result of 20 games of flip cup) I approached one of my friends and told him I was gonna fight another one of my friends. Apparently I was slurring very badly much worse than he had ever seen (we have drinkin a lot together) I ended up wrestling my friend in the mud. woke up in the morning covered in mud, I then proceded to the bathroom and began to yack my brains out. Another one of my friends decided it would be a good idea to chug beers while hitting a lip, yea it was a pretty bad idea.

[Pl3wA]

i almost banged this one girl at my job last night. it was dope. but didnt happen. fucking asshole cockblocking co workers :P

[Pl3wA]

i cant FEEL MY FACE AGAIN TODAY. someon ahhple