The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

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Spanish Coffee ftw

I downed 4 of them in an hour before I went to see Blank and Jones spin at a club in Seattle... needless to say, I was kablastawasted ("kablastawasted" is copyrighted by me, btw ;)).

Here's my copyrighted word.

Being drunk FTW.

[MR 325]

St Patty's day... WOOOOOOO

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Ok, so tonite--after my buddy drank a 1/2 handle of JD, we:

• shaved an eyebrow and colored the other with a sharpie
• sharpied random dots on his scalp
• sharpied his entire left hand
• glued a Jack of spades to his knee
• duct taped a pineapple to his head
• shaved random spots on his arms and legs
• sharpied penis', and other immature pictures all over his body and face
• sharpied parts of his body he probably would never discover (ie, behind the ear, certain spots behind his triceps and elbows)

To say the least, it was a glorious night.

[Dave]

Heeter must not have internet hookup in Mexico - I was half expecting some pictures here from his "leadership conference".

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• Drove 5.5 hours and hit a raccoon Check
• Got hammered Check
• Smoked a true Cuban Cohiba Check
• Watched softcore porn movies with a bunch of guys Check
• Went to In-n-Out and ate deliciousness Check
• Took one sandal and a raw hotdog to the supermarket Check
• Devoured the candy aisle, and drank a Sobe while chillin' in the in-house gazebo at the supermarket Check
• Bought one slipper for full price Check
• Rode in an M3 Check

Fuck Arizona, Cali FTW.

[Iain]

Fucking spent the fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of a sweaty march day pols... fuck... poi... FUCK... polishing my fucjig car.

Got fucking thirsty... turned to the fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleszorz beer... got bitten bu ... GFUCK... got bitten by fucking massive ants that could have kicked Hulk Hogan's arse in a fight twice and not btrok... FUCKING CNUT SHIT FUCK PISS STAINS ARSE SATAN BOLLOCKS waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesRIP...

So finished polishing car... finished fucking a slab (24 beers)... now onto vofka, FUCKING VODKA... waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles fingers... waiting to go to 21st tonight... got a BMW cruise tomorrow... Can't fucking type for fuckjiing shit.

Need to snap loose and chillax like a fucking parping meat flange...

waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesS.

[PeaveyBassist]

Iain... lol. Hooray for t3h Drunk Posts!!!!!!!

Will

[rwh11385]

Heeter must not have internet hookup in Mexico - I was half expecting some pictures here from his "leadership conference".

True "Blue" 70 year old dancing on the tables with college girls FTW.

[MR 325]

Good fucking lord I drank a lot tonight!

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I had 11 straight hours of drinking last night (starting at 3pm).

8 beers followed by two rounds of my awesome "progressive chaser" shot sequence (shot of vodka, shot of Goldschlagger, shot of Bailey's, shot of beer, shot of water), several more beers, and then I started forgetting what I was drinking.

[soliver]

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I'm obviously drunk.

[Streetspec_iS]

all gay. yeas youi

[Ray Smoodiver]

Okay, this is a sober post, but has anyone scored their drinking over the night? I went to a 21st on sat nite (after a 21st on fri nite) and this is what happened:

12 Heineken
5 Stella Artois
2 Tiger
1 Pilsner
3 shots of jager
3 Jagerbombs
2 Amaretto & southern comfort & cranberries
3 glasses of Reisling
3 Jack n Cokes.


All in all it was a solid 13 hours of drinking, 6pm till 7am.

[Maluco]

Cheers R3VLIMITED!!!!! :drink: