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  • ballerstatus99
    Noobie
    • Jul 2009
    • 4

    #1396
    I hope to contribute to this thread in true drunk-style very soon.
    But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
    - Umberto Eco

    My BMW wheels I'm selling
    My Bimmer lowering springs for sale

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    • E30Nova
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2009
      • 1546

      #1397
      I'm bored. I started drinking at 7 and I'm feelin pretty good. Waitin for my PS3 to update so I can play a game.

      I love Tecate. :pimp::pimp::pimp:

      EDIT: Also, Outkast is awesome. And holy crap my avatar is sexy. I would ruin that chick.

      Matt
      Matt

      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
      Originally posted by kronus
      try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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      • E30Nova
        E30 Mastermind
        • May 2009
        • 1546

        #1398
        Originally posted by E30Nova
        I love Tecate. :pimp::pimp::pimp:
        This. :D

        Reno 911 the movie is so freakin hilarious!!!!

        Matt
        Matt

        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
        I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
        Originally posted by kronus
        try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
        Originally posted by chadthestampede
        This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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        • Peterkaczynski
          R3VLimited
          • Nov 2008
          • 2587

          #1399
          im in poland and imnjg abouot to goi top sleep its 2;23amm, i haventy enn on in awhile , love you r3v1@1!


          e24 e9 e30
          IG: peterkaczynski

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          • CleanAzzE30z
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 11794

            #1400
            Fucking yesterday out of nowhere I had 17 beers. Fucking fluke cuz it was just a regular day and I just kept knocking them back and then before I knew it, I had 16 empty beer cans on the floor next to my chair.

            Mariano


            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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            • pawi30
              E30 Enthusiast
              • May 2007
              • 1091

              #1401
              haha FTW
              sigpic

              Originally Said by Bob Marley
              "BMW make pure trouble!"

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              • Trucidatio
                Mod Crazy
                • Apr 2009
                • 784

                #1402
                Never really have gotten much chance to ride around my town drunk till tonight, that is a very enjoyable experience. I love my old 12 speed schwinn.


                "I go slow, cause;Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast."

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                • kronus
                  R3V OG
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 13005

                  #1403
                  cars beep boop

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                  • metalix1021
                    Wrencher
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 246

                    #1404
                    anyone ever try the Captain Morgan long island premix? It's pretty damned good. but...if you dont shake it before consuming, prepare for the last pour to be rediculously strong and thoroughly intoxicating. Possibly hangover inducing.....

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                    • CleanAzzE30z
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11794

                      #1405
                      Haha @ dick butt


                      2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                      1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                      1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                      -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                      -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                      • dashboardmonkey
                        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6158

                        #1406
                        I'm drunk, thaT IS ALL
                        -Andy

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                        • red325
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 961

                          #1407
                          ABSOLUT FTW

                          blablabla

                          I'm watchin WALL-E Mothafuckas
                          :hitler::p

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                          • red325
                            E30 Modder
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 961

                            #1408
                            Originally posted by E30Nova
                            I'm bored. I started drinking at 7 and I'm feelin pretty good. Waitin for my PS3 to update so I can play a game.

                            I love Tecate. :pimp::pimp::pimp:

                            EDIT: Also, Outkast is awesome. And holy crap my avatar is sexy. I would ruin that chick.

                            Matt
                            whos dat chica in the A-V-A-T-A-R

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                            • Atreus
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1846

                              #1409
                              up in fish creek, WI camping. Ran outta green and no one up here smokes..... Shit. Well I have a bottle of knob creek, I'll be posting from the bottom of lake michigan in a bit hehe.
                              1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                              1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                              1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                              1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                              1994 540i - Granitsilber

                              Originally posted by scabzzzz
                              I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                              • CleanAzzE30z
                                R3V OG
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11794

                                #1410
                                Miller Lite at it again!! Im drunx0r


                                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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