The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[MattE30]

21% alcohol, yes. But im drinking twice as much as normal.

:finger:

Haha I went to ohio and bought 40 proof Soco. What a retarded law.

[h0lmes]

you know theres a thread for this

[mudflaps]

you know theres a thread for this

Yes, its called Off Topic Lounge. Sorry I cluttered the intelectual conversation going on in here with more sensless babbling.

[euroshark]

"I've got a huge boner right now!"

[mudflaps]

Haha I went to ohio and bought 40 proof Soco. What a retarded law.

Whats more retarded is that you can't buy Everclear in Ohio. However, you can buy it on Federal military installations within Ohio. So that makes like 3-5 places total in Ohio that you can buy it.

[stevofthahill]

Why the fuck would you dilute alcohol? Thats goddamn retarded. Are grocery stores not allowed to sell hard liquor? Thank god we don't have fucked up regulations like that here.

[trashcop 80s 80s]

That's how it is in GA. Only liquor stores sell liquor. Gas stations and grocery stores sell beer, wine, and stuff like MD 2020. Also, there is no alcohol sales on Sunday here unless you are in a restaurant.

[MattE30]

Why the fuck would you dilute alcohol? Thats goddamn retarded. Are grocery stores not allowed to sell hard liquor? Thank god we don't have fucked up regulations like that here.

I think they have a law limiting the proof of hard liquor. Someone from Ohio can chime in. I'll never forget my bottle of "Ohio Gold".

[StereoInstaller1]

In Oregon, ONLY "State Controlled" liquor stores can sell booze.

Beer and wine ONLY at grocery stores, convenience markets, etc.

The state controls prices, hours of operation (closing at 8:00 PM) and background checks on employees.

But still, who the fuck would dilute Vodka?

[LINUS]

WA has the same state run liquor stores, and anything under ~20 proof is available in the grocery stores.

Last time I saw diluted vodka was when me & my buddy stole his parents' vodka in high school, and filled the bottle with water to replace what we took.

[stevofthahill]

In Oregon, ONLY "State Controlled" liquor stores can sell booze.

Beer and wine ONLY at grocery stores, convenience markets, etc.

The state controls prices, hours of operation (closing at 8:00 PM) and background checks on employees.

But still, who the fuck would dilute Vodka?

This is a terrible law :loco: I feel bad for anyone that must live in a state like this. Thank god for rather lax liquor laws.

[mtechnik]

"I've got a huge boner right now!"

poor guy

[garretvs]

This is a terrible law :loco: I feel bad for anyone that must live in a state like this. Thank god for rather lax liquor laws.

WA is like Oregon. And they all close at 9 so you'd better plan ahead...

[JAM]

in new jersey they dont even sell beer at a gas station. i went to like 4 diffrent ones before i found that out. made it to the liquor store just in time...

waterfest is for scensters

bud in cans, thank you very much

[mtechnik]

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