The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Peterkaczynski]

blah blah blah lol i want sex.,,,,,. im a litile drunk tehe <3 you r3v

[e30trooper]

Sailor Jerry + Spirte = win.

Have a nice evening.

you gotta have it with vanilla coke! Never thought of spirte and rum, im starting some bacardi gold an coke as i type. Agian work in the morning ohh yeah!

[IRON-E]

Holy Shit, cock tits balls and ass. I'm on this thread and I'm not even drunk............











Carry on my ALKIES....:drink:

[blueapplesoda]

3rd say this week adter 2 weeksmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

im fee;lin sleepy/

[Hick]

i just won and arguement by calling my girlfriend a 'man-bear-pig'

[DEV0 E30]

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[CleanAzzE30z]

I loled. Im so good at the cigarette one.

[scabzzzz]

Sooo.. Im not drunk right now, but I've been scoring high on the Fuck-Up Meter..

Was trying to fuck this one girl the other night, totally hanging out with her. Then her friend rolls up, starts fucking with me in da club, next to her. Next thing I know Im taking her friend home in front of this girl I've had a huge boner over for months, meanwhile the girl that I'm dating is calling me. 200 dollar bar tabs and fucking up the prospect of potential fine snatch and not remembering a single thing in the night FTW....

[JPL]

i'm a little buzzed now but the other night when i blacked out i apparently told everyone i know how i truly felt about them. apparently i hate just about everyone. apparently i told someone that they are hideous but thats why they're fun to be friends with because they had to make up for something. FML.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Sooo.. Im not drunk right now, but I've been scoring high on the Fuck-Up Meter..

Was trying to fuck this one girl the other night, totally hanging out with her. Then her friend rolls up, starts fucking with me in da club, next to her. Next thing I know Im taking her friend home in front of this girl I've had a huge boner over for months, meanwhile the girl that I'm dating is calling me. 200 dollar bar tabs and fucking up the prospect of potential fine snatch and not remembering a single thing in the night FTW....

Shame. But at least youre complaining cuz its pouring and not in a drought.

[DrMcDave]

This thread is hilarious.

[Maluco]

I remember when I as in this reguarly@ but I have ot esign of1!!

[equate975]

Lol @@@hiiiiiii

[dvs909]

80sss night fuck yea!
rick rolled the whole barr

[OOMPH!]

UGHHHHHHHH Thursday - Sunday drinking everyday/night and now in work Monday FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!