The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[blueapplesoda]

where is the j buttton dmanit DUUUUDE this is FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im down for shots

i just had 4 chocolate cake shots yo

try it niggaz!! youll be fuckin amazed!!

[blueapplesoda]

I'm not a very good drunk. Hot tubbing and beer pong good times, then you punch somebody and make out with the girl you're withs best friend right in front of her and she manages to pour beer on your head from the second story loft.

what do you mean.. you should be proud of yourslef

[Erick]

why helllo there! I'm cpnvinced I will not be sober before Monday. Who's down for such a challenge? Nfl big timers all aroudn sofla!

[DrMcDave]

We are going to be snowed in, in the north. What better to do than have some adult beverages.

[leland21]

what do you mean.. you should be proud of yourslef

I was at first lol.. Just glad I managed to get a ride home from the girl. Now I just have to look out for the girls boyfriend to come knocking on my door with his buddies...

[jakeE30'90]

I love the fact that we can consume the entire planet. Screw you sand countries. Walmart succeeds because it is a well run business that provides similar or better products and services at lower prices than its competition. If the "mom & pop" stores that it allegedly runs out of town weren't total shit to begin with, I'd shed a tear. However, walmart is on the same level of suck as any other retail chain. They're all crap, but if Walmart can get me my 5 quart jug of Mobil 1 for 3 bucks cheaper than anywhere else, I'm gonna go there.

Bush is the president, his job is to look pretty and give good speeches.

-Charlie

dude this guy is my hero

[xwill112x]

lol @ your first post. im fuckin buzzed, and i have work in 2 hourssssss.


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[wasabinuki]

happy super bowl sunday vithces

[dashboardmonkey]

heard thisne at teh bar tonight

why wrap duct tape around a gerbils?

[dashboardmonkey]

so nobody spoils yer fun

[deutschman]

so drunk high and stupid! lol great times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Tb0168r2A

lol!
stupid face!

[Conki]

i fucking can't reaD

[Conki]

hey where's the wtf who's there

[Conki]

what????????????????????????????????????

[Conki]

guys, kiisten to me!!!!! don't drink, because it's bad. it's bad for you, and for everyone else you know,. just don't dirnk alright:?!