The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[bimmer_E30]

oh and the expiration date on the can was dec 16th 09, o chirst ooooooooooooooo

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[AT-JeffT]

Why must i be drunk and stupid,
Why can't I bee one or the others?

Pft i'm just drunk.

[F34R]

i know im new around here but should the name of this thread be "fat, drunk and stupid"?

Haha, you don't have to be fat to be drunk and stupid. In this case you are just stupid.

[MonkeyMadness]

ahhh got smashed lastnight... neck hurts... I didn't do anything stupid.. thankfully
I hate getting older can't drink and bounce back fast like i did when I was younger...

[freeride53]

yo DIS DICK

[Conki]

>D>>D>DD>D>D>>D:D:D:D::DD:D:
D:D:D:D:D:D:
:D:D::
haHA LOL
I love being here, in my favorite pub where there are 16 pool tables and abut 6 bars beer is abvout 80 cents (a pint, no even more, half a liter), and all the cocktaisa are around 2 bucks:D long island ice tea, carrebean ice tea, hawaiian ice tea, miami ice tea, in this order, they were awesome:D

First time 'I gave a girl (wgho was my mixer( 66% tip:DPD:D:D

[Dozyproductions]

Does anyone have the song of pharrell's dispicable me song tied in with the whistling? That combo was playing when gru made the balloon animal and then popped it on the kid. Fuck my highness.

[E30Nova]

conki your avatar is niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

and wtf, my two drinking buddies are in north dakota right now, fuck them.

and my other friend that i usually drink with is apparently mad at me because i was drinking with him a few nights ago and his mom asked me if i could drive her to the bus stop in the morning............and i said yes and then my friend passed out so i ninja'd out lmfao...

vodka ftmfw!!!!!!

Matt

[bmwguy87]

3/4On my 7th jagermeister and monstar drink 3/4 and 1/4 and I feel fine someone get me a shot of something...PLEASE!!!

[Lunner]

Intermediate Biological Compilation

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/edu/1885194586.html

Found this while searching for work. Thought it was worth a chuckle, and since there's a number and name attached and this guy's possibly for real?

I would have posted this in the general OT section, but I am a tinge out of it and I always question what's actually funny while so.

I will walk you through every step of the process to ensure you are informed and comfortable. No pressure. I am a 35 year old male. 5"6', 185Lb. I have all my teeth and hair. I have no kids and never married. I am a business professional.

[TopOfTheLine89]

what car to get for 1800-3500 dollars and why?

First off, Just had my first smoke after being on vacation for a week and it feels good to be back.:pimp:Anyway, looking to buy a nice sporty RWD five speed, non e30 to drive while i turbo my 327i. thinking of e36 328i or Porsche 944,Volvo, not excluding any country of origin, even AMRRRCA. Looking to spend 1800-3500 dollars. tell me about your good and bad experiences have been and why or why not to get certain models. Thanks for any response or words of wisdom.

[joeleitz]

3/4On my 7th jagermeister and monstar drink 3/4 and 1/4 and I feel fine someone get me a shot of something...PLEASE!!!

How about some WATER? ;)

drank half a bottle of me scotch, gonna go shooting with a friend in 10.
then weve got some absinthe to polish off.

I had a night that started exactly that way. I have a very embarrassing photo, and two large scars, as a memento of such a brilliant combination.

I burned myself out on that. Drank nothing but Bud Light and Smirnoff in college. My buddy and I would watch Fight Club and take shots of Vodka every time something happened in the movie (I forget what it was, probably something like every time someone said the words "fight club") and we loved the hell out of that movie, so it was damn near a nightly occurrence.

Matt

Finlandia and Coors did me in. Cheap and easy to shoot? Low calories? Minor after-taste that's easily washed away with a swig of beer? Liver transplants getting easier? Wooo!!!

[Nic01101011]

bottle of jameson down
and guess what?
i feel like utter ass
some music to fit the moody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMgIqW9vso

haha!

[Nic01101011]

bottle of jameson down
and guess what?
i feel like utter ass
some music to fit the moody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMgIqW9vso

haha!

[Rustyduktape]

fuck bitches that tease you and never put out. fuck.