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Originally posted by Vince30 View PostThis is my first drunk post! I was playing wii golf loser of the hole takes a shot of soco, I lost about every hole then was stupid and drove home because I really wanted to play halo. That is my story for tonight so goodd night r3v, see you in the morning.
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fuck quattro loco.
no buene, penche maricon.
or something of that sort. fuck the blue flavor as well.1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzzI've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.
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one time, when I was like, 16, a friend of mine's older brother purchased a 5th of some bottom shelf vodka for me. I hid it in my closet under some shit, and I assumed the parental units were snooping and found it because I went to grab it one night and it was gone. stressed, I asked my ignorant younger sister if she had moved my vodka. she replied by saying, "what's a vodika?". the bottle somehow reappeared a few days later.
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Originally posted by imdashiz View Posthow bout we tell them about that night in ur garage/alley tommy.
To clarify, I have NEVER driven drunk, EVER.
The incident that juanito speaks of was something more along the lines of climbing on top of his truck as he left.
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Although I'm not drunk at all I've been drinking all night. It is just right now I'm to pissed off to get drunk. I have drunk at least 2 bottles of champagne and a litter of beer, still nothing, not even a buzz. I need to find some form of an outlet for my aggression, wither it be talking, or what. But fuck, something needs to be done, cant keep it bottled up inside of me any longer.
[edit] but I know when I wake up my head will not be happy with me, so I'll drink a lot of water before I go to sleep. But damn, fuck every thing.Last edited by CaptCanada; 10-07-2010, 05:32 PM.a light will shine down from somewhere, it will light upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will say to yourself, "I have to r3v."
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Dont dink and dranceOriginally posted by HarryPotternot to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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Hey, fuck you idiots. That's right, Newcastle bitch and chix. I'm gonna go cook something... Not really hungry, but fuck I wanna cook
PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
Originally posted by DTM190"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"
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