The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[dashboardmonkey]

This thread delivers

[freeride53]

Was just chillin with a bunch of the old high school homies.
downed a whole lotta brews, and realized that there was no dd to drive me all the way back home.
so i borrowed my homies SMALL ass skateboard, all fucked up and shit, and rode that/ran 4 miles home.
havent done that kinda shit since jr year in high school.
then i tried pisssed while skating and pissed all over everything.

[freeride53]

Damn its a weeknight waffleswaffleswaffles. Like I got class tomorra.
I cant believe my car is here with my at school.

[RUFFLZ]

dunno how I managed, but cuatro huevos topped w/ srirarcha, side of dem costco croissants w/ dat jam, and a peach snappla
yolo on mah diiiiiiiiiiiii

[dannyyisntt]

Drink again burr what's it matter. Idgaf. Woo

[Joe G]

Went to the lake today to detox and
Chill with a buddy...there were babes with beer there. I got drunk, brought a chick home. Made out, played with the nicest tits I've ever seen. And then she began to cry because she "still loves her ex" fml. So
Close
To
Getting
Laid.

[shiftbmw]

Fuck you all.

[eskimo810]

Fuck you all.

Well yeah, I guess there's no need for discretion.

[Mr. Burns]

Went to the lake today to detox and
Chill with a buddy...there were babes with beer there. I got drunk, brought a chick home. Made out, played with the nicest tits I've ever seen. And then she began to cry because she "still loves her ex" fml. So
Close
To
Getting
Laid.

She sounds fat.

[Kevinxkrazy]

im hungover.

[eskimo810]

In my last week of high school, the only thing I have to worry about right now is a god damn painting project. Due last week, but the art show is tomorrow. Jameson and canvas. Drunk painting.

[yert315]

When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and I think I'll never make it on time.

[E30 Wagen]

i have recently and simultaneously farted and sneezed.

[Kevinxkrazy]

i have recently and simultaneously farted and sneezed.

impressive 8)

[Tamataz]

Can this be the stoned thread too? Rofl.

dont hurt me