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  • 1fastETA
    Wrencher
    • Apr 2011
    • 264

    #2161
    Just gt back from the dayglow concert, I'm ......

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    • matthugie
      E30 Mastermind
      • Mar 2004
      • 1810

      #2162
      To all the hipsters, wearing an $80 t-shirt, who just spilled ketchup on it... doesn't that suck? Now it's really limited edition, asshole...
      88 325is - S52 powered

      Originally posted by King Arthur
      We'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!

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      • yert315
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2008
        • 2734

        #2163
        I find myself disappointed that I killed 6 beers by myself and only have r3v to entertain me.

        you guys are funny and all, but this is stupid. I need a life.

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        • freeride53
          R3V OG
          • Jul 2007
          • 11972

          #2164
          Originally posted by yert315
          I find myself disappointed that I killed 6 beers by myself and only have r3v to entertain me.

          you guys are funny and all, but this is stupid. I need a life.
          dont worry about it.
          i personally use R3V off topic when I want to be a hipster and refrain from using facebook, when at home, when im not doing anything.

          currently, dont feel like doing anything because my body is sore as shit from maxing out on the bench and squats yesterday, which i shouldnt have done 1st time benching/squatting in a year..ish

          1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
          1983 Peugeot 505 STI
          1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
          2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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          • u3b3rg33k
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2010
            • 2452

            #2165
            Just be glad you didn't tear a ligament or something equally important.

            Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

            Originally posted by Top Gear
            Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

            Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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            • Pantless Spency
              It's McRib time!!!
              • Feb 2011
              • 7284

              #2166
              My best friends 21st birthday, I'm drunk, this is crazy.

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              • freeride53
                R3V OG
                • Jul 2007
                • 11972

                #2167
                Originally posted by Pantless Spency
                My best friends 21st birthday, I'm drunk, this is crazy.
                ima be in downtown sonoma tomorrow pickin a poop joe

                1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                • Thizzelle
                  R3V Elite
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 4422

                  #2168
                  why are you on r3v if ur drunk, get to drinking
                  "I wanna see da boat movie"
                  "I got a tree on my house"

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                  • Pantless Spency
                    It's McRib time!!!
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 7284

                    #2169
                    This is my first time being drunk I feel funny haha

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                    • RUFFLZ
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 3122

                      #2170
                      Originally posted by Pantless Spency
                      This is my first time being drunk I feel funny haha
                      haha this nikka though

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                      • CreamE30
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1177

                        #2171
                        Ok. it only took half a bottle of stoli but i'm drunk. Now wat? I'm painting my Ar15 lower and watching topgear. Am I r3v yet?
                        <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                        Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                        Originally posted by Brandon12V
                        unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                        • threlevenguy
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 1057

                          #2172
                          Originally posted by CreamE30
                          Ok. it only took half a bottle of stoli but i'm drunk. Now wat? I'm painting my Ar15 lower and watching topgear. Am I r3v yet?
                          Stu youre probably black out in your deadmau5 head banging beats to yourself

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                          • freeride53
                            R3V OG
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 11972

                            #2173
                            on a monday night SMHHHHHHHHHH
                            saw a bunch a old MIDDLE school baddies, like crazy weird throwback, dont know how my homie got me home, props to him for being le dee dee, that's some srs dedication dough

                            1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                            1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                            1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                            2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                            • yert315
                              R3VLimited
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 2734

                              #2174
                              Bitch I go to work. True winaaaa

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                              • Rsully70sev
                                R3VLimited
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2391

                                #2175
                                Why does everyone have to turn into "Mr. Fucking Tough Guy" when they go to the bars? Halfway into our adventure (myself and a friend Mike) Mike steps on some black guys Nike's. Given they were cool, they weren't thaaaaat cool-I should mention it was crowded so FFS shit happens, and this guy freaks out. Mike offered to buy him a drink, give him money to clean his shoes, hell he even asked "how much did you pay for those" and pulled out his wallet. I went to grab three beers hoping to diffuse the situation, but I was wrong.

                                Next thing I see is him outside the bar on the ground getting punched, kicked, etc by SIX people-assuming his friends. I ran out with a 24oz beer mug (fucking solid glass) and crack one guy over the head, kick another square in the mouth, and by that time bouncers had everyone contained. Police arrived seconds later, the six were arrested. The one I cracked yells "What about him?" trying to get me an assault charge or some shit and I told the cops straight up- I did what I had to do to protect my friend and all witnesses/bouncers came to my defense. One bouncer literally said "this guy (me) was like Brett Favre jumping over a couch, dodging/shoulder checking people and got outside faster than we did." I was questioned and simply claimed self defense since I was worried for his life, so I got off with nothing-as I should.

                                I just left the ER, Mike got a CAT scan, his lip was hanging off his face so I'm sure he's getting a good number of stitches shortly. His face and neck are just a complete mess spewing blood and he's been waiting for exactly 4 hours at a major hospital to see an actual doctor. It's Saturday, they should be staffed up, that's bullshit.

                                Great fucking night at the bars.
                                Last edited by Rsully70sev; 07-29-2012, 04:13 AM. Reason: Grammar

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