The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Thizzelle]

Some drunk old dude next to me is mad creepy

[Thizzelle]

[unevolved]

So you take a picture of him with instagram?

[Thizzelle]

yes

[u3b3rg33k]

pic fail.

[Thizzelle]

a celebrity actually tweeted me back!

[ACS Cabrio]

my buddy and i against my wife and her friend, that is supposed to be spongebob with a boner, and yes thats a blumpkin pumpkin

[dashboardmonkey]

^hahaha

[magicswan20]

i just wanna say I've been a closet r3ver for a minute now. i swear im on here like every day. i wish you guys were my friends in real life. i love you guys

[unevolved]

We love you too, Magic Swan.

[randomtask37]

that blumpkin pumpkin is too funny. i hope you put that out infront of your house for all the kids to see when they came looking for candy.

[Dermeister3]

Just won a 10 team beer games olympics with my team. WE DONT FUCK AROUND. WE GO HARD AS FUCK!! WE WIN!!!!

"we're better than you, and we know it." -Juice Crew-

[RUFFLZ]

felt lightweight sick last night so I downed hella nyquil.
passed out for 13 hrs..the fuck brah

[Rsully70sev]

Talk about drunk and stupid lol. I think this is a thread winner...I found out buying a police grade (BACtrack S75 Pro) breathalyzer and bringing it to a party can create some competition.

Winner!



Disclaimer: I in no way condone or encourage excessive alcohol consumption, especially to this (potentially fatal) level. I brought it to personally test it's accuracy and validity against the "rule of thumb" estimations we've all heard before, and to compare my actual results against BAC weight/consumption charts. Before the reprimands come, he's a grown man and can make his own decisions. He surprisingly didn't puke a single time (until the next morning) and was closely watched/monitored after he passed out for his safety. I don't recommend anyone attempting a competition this STUPID.

[J.Rizo]

in like march i think i was at some house party, my friend joannas house.
i was pretty gone but still coherent.
it was like one and my girl had just got off work so i decided to call her.
relax, it has nothing to do with her.
so as i'm waiting for her to pick up the phone i walk into this side room that i THOUGHT was empty. i sit on the bed and this loud ass groggy voice just goes AHHHH!
i immediately start laughing and stumble outta the room.
i go to joanna and go "jo i think i sat on someone in that room.. "
her jaw drops, theres a moment of silence, then she yells "you sat on my fucking GRANDMA?!".
lol it was even funnier because everyone heard and started busting up, including joanna ahha.

i ended up getting in a dumb fight with my gf that night but retelling that story over and over the next day at school was worth it