The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[henryki]

Went to a Halloween Party recently, dressed as a breathalyzer. Was already 10 beers in by the time I got there, ended up bringing a backpack with 17 beers in it. Dancing having a good time, went back to the car to get the handle of Captain Morgan, don't remember anything past that. But apparently I made out with a fat chick, got back to my apartment woke my roommate up at 5am by pissing on his desk chair, still black out drunk. Ended up peeing 2 more times, no where near a toilet, when I finally woke up at 9 (Still drunk) looked inside the backpack that I brought to the party and saw there were only 3 left.

People still don't look at me the same way around school.

Its a damn shame I don't remember anything, but apparently my friends tell me I was having a great time being a breathalyzer and asking girls to blow me. Yeah not my finest hour.

[lambo]

Fuck.

[phreshkid]

I just shot a rat with my spear gun. Ho Lee Fuk.

[TehRaydarlover]

new sig thx reddit

[QUKBMER]

Last week I blacked out and peed under my roommates bed, he woke up because I was using his arm to hold me up.....


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That is some funny shit right there.

[ScHpAnKy]

Contributing member here

[lambo]

hey guise

[F34R]

sup, I feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. 4 fingers of Old Taylor 100 proof. Went back for seconds.

[Mr. Tasty]

sup, I feel so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. 4 fingers of Old Taylor 100 proof. Went back for seconds.

you were able to take 8 fingers from taylor? Nice recordd

[F34R]

Nicely buzzed, I am 6'6'' 235lbs. My back hurt too bad tonight so I had to fix it.

Measured out the cup, that is a 14oz and half is 7oz, so 14oz tonight with three 8% craft beers and one Stella. Currently playing Halo 3 on the other monitor and still wrecking NERDS.

[lambo]

got a gin bucket going... fuuuuccckkkk

[F34R]

limessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and Lemonssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I had a lemon water no ice at brunch. It was yummy. I stole my Grandpas lemon, it was roth it.

[Swanny]

[lambo]

^ 4:3 not bad :D

edit: i see some edward 40 hands lol

[F34R]

I was hungry for swiss.