The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[h0lmes]

lol Tom, next weekend is mooch's birthday, were gonna get fucked up, James is gonna get attacked by the gnomes again.

James vs Blunt round 2

LOL, and my bday is on Tuesday. We need to get a video camera going, some of James's quotes are priceless.

[permit]

Two of my friends just got stuck in the face by some fag who thought they were stealing beer from him. We beat the shit out of him and their friends and we're going to fuck with their cars so they don't run all too well. I'm hammered.

[Streetspec_iS]

Sunday night. Monday off. Gin. Grapefruit. A www of wankers.

[Charlie]

Sunday night. Monday off. Gin. Grapefruit. A www of wankers.

Rollin' down the street, smoookin' enndoo (nah, fuck that hippie shit), sippin' on gin & juice.

Our Kangaroo brethern know what's up.

-Charlie

[rwh11385]

i'm ultimately sad i lost track of the girl with the tongue ring and saw my "i <3 boobs" shirt, and replied "i love penis"


shoot. i saw real gf potential

[Mot]

LOL, and my bday is on Tuesday. We need to get a video camera going, some of James's quotes are priceless.

well geezus with the amount of audio visual equiptment you WA guys own, I think we can manage to find a camera?

[h0lmes]

Haha. I talked to Mooch today and he said he has to work all weekend but hes ognna try and get it off. If he ends up having to work you better go down there are drag his ass into the trunk.

[Mot]

ya, I'll see what I can do.

[permit]

You're supposed to drink to The Police's 'Roxanne'. Duh. Have fun with that test tomorrow.

[h0lmes]

ya, I'll see what I can do.

nevermind, looks like hes got this weekend off. haha.

[MR 325]

I'm not drinking tonight but god fucking damn, what a weekend! A friend of mine who is in the Army was in town so we had to party it up of course. My house is fucking trashed. God help the cleaning lady tomorrow morning!

[rede30]

what?

[MR 325]

I just took some big time X and had sex with my car...twice. I also banged my friend e30 while he is at college

Hmmm...

[Mot]

thats too much info, intake or exhaust ahha 5 bucks says you hit your e30 in the pooper.

[Jarvis]

Ok, 5 Red Bulls and .75L litres of Jagermeister (one whole bottle) into the night, I can laugh and not feel guilty...
Last night I gave Brew one 40oz of Steel Reserve... he proceded to finish it within the hour and get ridiculous. Like, seriously off the wall bat-shit. Completely shattered. In the morning he had bruised, bloody knuckles, a puke-soaked bed and an appreciation for not being able to find his credit card. Good times, good times. Some of you locals need to witness the Official E30 House in all its glory.