Hey Hip City Kid, you deserve a Razzle!

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  • hugh jass
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2003
    • 2220

    #1

    Hey Hip City Kid, you deserve a Razzle!



    check out the airbags under the specs and look at the special offer at the bottom of the page.
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    Blunt Tech Industries
    West Coast and Pacific Rim
  • Vedubin01
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2006
    • 5852

    #2
    Special Offer ! This month only, test drive a Razzle at any participating dealer, and get a free kitten. Kitten will be your faithful friend forever !



    Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • psloan
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2006
      • 9815

      #3
      Great! I can put the kitten in the woman's side seat and drive right on home with my optional ABS!
      "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      • CleanAzzE30z
        R3V OG
        • Jan 2004
        • 11794

        #4
        Sounds pretty fucking asian to me. Probably Chinese. I can just hear the accent in the words in my head while I read to myself. Italian reliability??? Isnt that one of those Oxycontin type thangs???


        Mariano


        2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
        1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
        1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

        -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

        -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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        • e36Hater
          Banned
          • Jul 2007
          • 39

          #5
          hong kong

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          • Funkmasta
            R3V OG
            • May 2004
            • 7185

            #6
            "drivers side airbag"
            "womans side airbag"

            no joke.
            Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
            That Guy.
            03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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            • Funkmasta
              R3V OG
              • May 2004
              • 7185

              #7
              check out the disclaimer on the "contact" page
              Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
              That Guy.
              03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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              • Ender.
                Wrencher
                • Jun 2006
                • 244

                #8
                Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                Isnt that one of those Oxycontin type thangs???


                Mariano
                You mean an oxymoron?
                Keep on Keepin' on.

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                • Raxe
                  R3V Elite
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5346

                  #9
                  "There is a perfect place for everything in the cabin. Stereo controls and an IPod connector on the steering wheel make for complete connectivity."

                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                  • Fanzotti
                    Banned
                    • May 2006
                    • 1255

                    #10
                    Razzle Dazzle.

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                    • CleanAzzE30z
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11794

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ender.
                      You mean an oxymoron?
                      apparently you missed the fact that I was fucking around...... Ill let you catch up. ;)


                      Mariano


                      2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                      1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                      1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                      -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                      -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                      • payney8
                        E30 Modder
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 899

                        #12
                        lol *Not all dealerships are stockholding service facilities as yet, planned 2008, formal agreements not yet in place with all dealerships at time of going to press, contact Chelfing Automotive for current information. Information incorrect at time of going to press. Take with large pinch of salt. Chelfing Automotive Company.

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                        • assoutE12
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 694

                          #13
                          ViperStripes. Make your Chelfing automobile look exactly like a Dodge Viper with these Viper Stripes. Maximum style, minimum price, easy to fit. Comes in spray can with protective mask. Price ¥1000 per can.

                          Koalaskin seat covers. World Wildlife Fund Inspectors authority not valid in China ! Covers made from prime Koala skin, with elasticated edge for fitment to any automobile, adds unique style to your automobile. $80 per seat.
                          M3 gearknob (stickshift/manual Automobiles only). Easy fit. Coming soon, M25 gearknob, M42 gearknob and A607 to Grantham gearknob. Excellent value ! Comes in pack of 3. $100.
                          Lexus lights. Rear light cluster for any Lexus car. May not fit any other type of car like Chelfing Lunge for example. Japan cars have so much style ! $80 each side (driver side, or woman side, please specify when ordering).




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                          • CleanAzzE30z
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11794

                            #14
                            This is seriuss bizzness



                            Mariano


                            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                            • Jscotty
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 2285

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                              Sounds pretty fucking asian to me. Probably Chinese. Mariano
                              Notice how they denote the driver's side and then the "woman's" side of the car.

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