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  • Jordan325iC
    E30 Mastermind
    • Aug 2005
    • 1697

    #31
    Originally posted by Cooper
    I bang my wife once a month whether she needs it or not, and I find it pretty easy to imagine its someone else just laying there, waiting for it to be over..:nice:
    Tell me how old you two are so I can kill myself before then.

    '88 325is
    VP UT of Austin Autoholics
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    • mudflaps
      Banned
      • May 2006
      • 808

      #32
      Originally posted by imsotyerred
      lock n load works best for da pooper
      no shit. no pun intended.

      yeah, lance, I agree. For some reason my xGF loved locknload alot. The new girl just loves it fucking straight up doggiestyle.

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      • Cooper
        Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 99

        #33
        Originally posted by Jordan325iC
        Tell me how old you two are so I can kill myself before then.
        37,


        did I mention that my gf is a total cock hound? My wife hasn't met her yet,

        I hope they get along :roll:

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        • rwh11385
          lance_entities
          • Oct 2003
          • 18403

          #34
          Originally posted by mudflaps
          no shit. no pun intended.

          yeah, lance, I agree. For some reason my xGF loved locknload alot. The new girl just loves it fucking straight up doggiestyle.
          i like face-to-face anal. i can shove things in the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and smack tits.

          locknload: my ex loved it. my best female friend (haven't screwed yet but it might happen) loves it and we both mentioned it as a fave. current, is okay with it. she's smaller so wants to be on top more often than not.

          lotus ftw.

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          • Jscotty
            Banned
            • Jan 2007
            • 2285

            #35
            I like to strip her naked and put a leash around her neck and walk her around the yard like a dog. She gets extra points if she can lift her leg and pee on a tree.

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            • der affe
              Moderator
              Technical
              • Dec 2005
              • 8452

              #36
              Originally posted by lance_entities
              Anyone can say doggie, get inventive. (like the T-square I stumbled upon while creative)

              don't have a name for it, but this one:
              NWS (duh)



              ride the ass (get it proper slip n slide wet), and good g-spot stimulation ftw

              maybe "Lock n' Load" I guess?
              NWS (duh) http://www.101-sex-positions.com/lock-n-load.php
              my old roommate used to call it "the pile driver"
              "oh yea give me the pile driver....ooohhh baby yea, yea":nice:
              she wouldn't take it in the poo pipe though :(
              vag works best with a handfull of her hair in the mix too, it keeps her from scooting away from you on the bed
              seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #37
                Originally posted by lance_entities
                i like face-to-face anal. i can shove things in the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and smack tits.

                locknload: my ex loved it. my best female friend (haven't screwed yet but it might happen) loves it and we both mentioned it as a fave. current, is okay with it. she's smaller so wants to be on top more often than not.

                lotus ftw.
                gotta love anal on top when she is grinding her ass on your cock while you thumb her clit. nothing beats an anal organism when she has one! no faking that!
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                • rwh11385
                  lance_entities
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18403

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Jscotty
                  I like to strip her naked and put a leash around her neck and walk her around the yard like a dog. She gets extra points if she can lift her leg and pee on a tree.
                  stop lying. you really meant to type him.

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                  • mudflaps
                    Banned
                    • May 2006
                    • 808

                    #39
                    Originally posted by der affe
                    gotta love anal on top when she is grinding her ass on your cock while you thumb her clit. nothing beats an anal organism when she has one! no faking that!
                    anal organism?


                    you might wanna get that shit checked out.

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                    • mtechnik
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 6156

                      #40
                      Originally posted by mudflaps
                      anal organism?
                      you might wanna get that shit checked out.
                      :rofl: . Gee Mudflaps..he didnt mean it THAT way...



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                      • Jscotty
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 2285

                        #41
                        Originally posted by der affe
                        gotta love anal on top when she is grinding her ass on your cock while you thumb her clit. nothing beats an anal organism when she has one! no faking that!
                        So does that cause her to ejaculate out of her ass as if she had diarrhea? Cum and liquid feces... hmmm that would make for an interesting combination.

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                        • Jordan325iC
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1697

                          #42
                          Girls (and guys I suppose) can have anal orgasms. It doesn't cause an ejaculation.

                          '88 325is
                          VP UT of Austin Autoholics
                          BMWCCA 380364

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                          • german g
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 1608

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Jscotty
                            Missionary, girl on top, or doggie?
                            Donkey punch FTW!!!!!!!
                            90is, longtube headers/straight pipe/mark d 18# 93 0ctane chip/18# injectors/vogtland springs/bilst. sports


                            :firehop:

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                            • rwh11385
                              lance_entities
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18403

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Jscotty
                              So does that cause her to ejaculate out of her ass as if she had diarrhea? Cum and liquid feces... hmmm that would make for an interesting combination.
                              no, it allows her to have an orgasm and her vagina walls are more free to vibrate making it more intense

                              but if you use too much lube you can get liquid feces on your dick. or feel a turd nugget if there is one in there... kinda feels like sand

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                              • mtechnik
                                R3V OG
                                • May 2006
                                • 6156

                                #45
                                Originally posted by lance_entities
                                but if you use too much lube you can get liquid feces on your dick. or feel a turd nugget if there is one in there... kinda feels like sand
                                Daang you izz experienced!



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