Poll - Ban Fanzotti?

[Fanzotti]

Funny you should bring up spelling there, big boy.

He's some of your work:
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Yeah, that's a zinger. who coulda thought that one up.

Sorry D wave, everyone knows mom jokes are for amatuers. But then again I've seen your photography so I guess that's why you think there funny.
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'There' refers to location, 'they're' is a contraction - however spellcheck doesn't know the intention, so it flies.

Any fool can click spellcheck, takes a little more to command English. Don't nitpick others if you can't compete yourself.

I think you should just quit & do as you so aptly chose - take a little time off from R3V, and get that "lay" you spoke of, be it either hand.

I don't use spellcheck. Glad your a grammer nerd.

Great. Been over it a hundred times. I don't really care about proper grammer on the internet. next.

and that masturbation joke sucked.

Youer ryt, aym owta here; hayave fn wid owt me:

[LINUS]

I don't use spellcheck. Glad your a grammer nerd.

Great. Been over it a hundred times. I don't really care about proper grammer on the internet. next.

and that masturbation joke sucked.

It wasn't a joke, Corky. You aren't getting laid by a woman, and that's no joke either.

Grammer nerds generally do OK in this country, so I'm fine with that.

Next.

[Turf1600]

It wasn't a joke, Corky. You aren't getting laid by a woman, and that's no joke either.

Grammer nerds generally do OK in this country, so I'm fine with that.

Next.

Grammar*

[LINUS]

Did I mis-spell that? I sure could have, I don't spellcheck.

[Fanzotti]

Did I mis-spell that? I sure could have, I don't spellcheck.

Or an M3 either.

[thectrlguy]

REPOST - #83 - wanted to make sure I got your witty reply....

Listen simpleton....

1. Why are you dragging blunt into this?

2. Again, show me one (just fucking one) remotely funny post, you created.

3. I don't need to read "out loud" to myself.. unlike you I suppose... did your acting coach teach you that one?

4. Walk away? From you? ... like I said... meet me in San Diego (9-9-07).. I'd love to continue this conversation in person. And no, I don't want to hang out with you....

I think I speak for the rest of the members, when I say this..... I sincerely hope you are sterile.

Duly noted corky.

You know, Blunt needs you around, He's a fucking innovater compared to you. Good thing you jumped on his bandwagon.

Seriously, Your posting dumb ass shit like that in attempt to razz me?

Did you at least read it out loud to yourself?

Do us a favor and just walk away, at least Munt has some chance of saying something worth listening to. You on the other hand? I don't need a pretty colored map of how dumb canadians are to get the picture after that.

[Fanzotti]

Listen simpleton....

1. Why are you dragging blunt into this?

2. Again, show me one (just fucking one) remotely funny post, you created.

3. I don't need to read "out loud" to myself.. unlike you I suppose... did your acting coach teach you that one?

4. Walk away? From you? ... like I said... meet me in San Diego (9-9-07).. I'd love to continue this conversation in person. And no, I don't want to hang out with you....

I think I speak for the rest of the members, when I say this..... I sincerely hope you are sterile.

Not dragging Blunt into this, just saying you're lucky you latched onto his coat tails and he's lucky to have you around because you'd make anyone look better.

I tell you what, I'll answer your posts if you can tell me why you want me to come to SD to see you? Is this some sort of freaky Canuck thing I don't know about?

Basically if we're not hanging what are we gonna do?

Answer that and I'll answer the rest of these questions.

[Fanzotti]

First off blown and anus, I don't give a shit about the whole spelling thing. I'll go through both of your guys posts and find shitloads of errors. Seriously, Maybe you we're bookworms and all but you're really gonna argue about that shit? At least be car "guys" and dig in about what I drive, but english? please. Go join a fucking english forum you fucking ninnies.

Yes I ripped on that flap jack kid, I admit it. Reason being is I could barely make out the word. Kid was right, I was wrong and I admitted it and even admitted it was a halfway decent joke.

Seriously, quite being fairies, flower arranging is more manly for a guy than a love for perfect grammer.

If that's your thing, great, It's not mine. I type fast and I'm not slowing down so I pass your class. But have fun bringing it up 5 more times.

If you're gonna be the english police/nannies go after your boy blunt, My shit's bad, his is way worse.

If you can't figure out what I'm typing don't read it. According to you guy's I drive you CRAZY!!! If that's so not being able to read my shit is a blessing... It's called.... GO AND DO SOME FUCKIN THING ELSE.

I am.... by.

[Fanzotti]

It wasn't a joke, Corky. You aren't getting laid by a woman, and that's no joke either.

Grammer nerds generally do OK in this country, so I'm fine with that.

Next.

Yeah you really need excellent grammer to build things out of wood and weld for a living. Or do you just need good grammer to write letters to the disability office because you're lazy ass has been milking an injury for 6 months.

Thanks for using corky, you copying me is a great form of flattery.

Yeah, actually I am getting laid. I know that's hard for you to imagine since chicks don't really dig the I've been laying on my ass for months thing.

[Mtriple]

Sorry flaps but you lost right there when you pulled out the mother jokes...next.

hi

[LINUS]

Or an M3 either.

Not sure what to make of this disjointed comment, but in reality I could care less what you think of my car. Besides, that was last week & in all reality your opinion meant as much to me then as it does now.

Or anything else for that matter.

Look, I'm done commenting on anything you are, do, or give your windbag opinion of. So consider that a blank check to bag on me all you want, in the end Fagzotti wins because he just keeps talking. So by virtue of deciding that you just aren't worth my time, you win.

I'm sure others will follow suit soon enough. I'm also fairly sure that you don't have many true friends outside your family tree in real life, and because of that I pity you. You obviously feel a need to be right in all things Internet since your real world life is screwed. I'd hate to be you when your brother is a brain surgeon & your father a lawyer - oh, to be a fly on the wall when they speak of their "hollywood kid" - tell me, do they question your sexuality, or are you out of the closet with your family? I only ask as I see you react & give a ton of "homo" crap, nothing like a good offense to provide a good defense - eh, Fagzotti, er, Fanzotti. Freudian slip, I assure you.

NM, the answer falls into a catagory of "things I don't care about" - just like your opinion of anything BMW.

Your dad paid for half of your supposed M3, and yet at this point you don't have it. Sad you are such a failure and somehow managed to loose such a nice car, I just got into BMW's in the last 4 years, so before that I had no clue what a E30M3 was. Just sad, and I pity you for realizing what a nice car these are, and yet being such a loser you can't keep one long term.

Goodbye & good luck in life.

I'll soon find out if we have the option on this forum like s14 where you can see threads completely devoid of comments by users you choose not to see the responses of. I sure hope we do.

[Maluco]

"dick rider" [dik] - [rahy-der] - noun:

1.one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.


2.A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!


3.a nosy ass person who is always on you
damn stay out of my business, u fuckin dick rider

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dick+rider

Ask yourself, which one are you?

[mudflaps]

Linus: Im not on sigforums, not too sure what that is.

Fagzotti: Eat my dick, you havent said anything impressive. Trade in your e30 for a Honda Fit you cum guzzling twat. You are giving r3v a bad name.

[Fanzotti]

Boys what we are in is a pissing contest and if you think you can win a pissing contest you're full of shit.

I actually have many friends and my parents are rather proud of what I and my other two brothers have done with our lives. I am not a fly on the wall because I'm not a lawyer or a doctor, rather I'm doing well at what I decided to do. To tell you the truth, if I chose to work at cinnabon they would be still be proud of me as they should. If you chose to do something with your life, no matter what others think, you should be proud you made that decision. If not make another.

By the way linus I'm sure your M3 is super cool. I'm sure you put together a great car. I'm more of a S14 type of guy but that doesn't really matter. It's your car, enjoy it.

And Yes, I find Blunt Tech Neighborhood wide funny at times. Sometimes I feel he could have better material but truthfully, most of the time he's the funniest guy on the board.

I didn't lose my M3. I sold it and got another car. Back in the day I liked M3's more. When My brother was getting ready to unload his is I decided to hold on to it. these days I'm more into the non M3's but, once again, that might change?

Mudflaps, well... you'll have to find someone else to eat your dick, good luck.

Fagzotti is easy, Banzotti is a bit more clever.

No, I'm not gay but I have friends that are.

Fuck with me and I'll fuck with you. If you're cool to me... How can I help.

[kolunda]

fanzotti is very mad right now because he is a mark mcgwire fan and barry bonds beat up his record real bad