someone explain bow ties to me

[Turf1600]

can't believe it took me this long to think of this.....

That's what I thought the thread was about.

[delatlanta1281]

Doesn't seem that way in the bedroom. Just cause you can't pull off a Bowtie doesn't mean anything man. No need to flex your internet muscles and crack jokes. If you don't lie bowties fine but I know more than one lady that loves them.

Not cracking jokes at all. If you are wearing a tux, ok. If you are a playboy bunny ok. If you are James bond ok. You are none of these. A bowtie won't get you laid, plain and simple. Find me a girl who had sex with you solely b/c of your bow tie. Oh, and I can pull one off, I choose jeans and a t-shirt. Chicks seem to dig that style too, at least on me. If you need a bow tie to get their attention, then so be it. I will stick to my charm and striking good looks...... man.

[Zya8187]

Find me a girl who had sex with you solely b/c of your bow tie.

Find me a girl who has had sex with you solely b/c of your jeans and t-shirt. It's not happening. I didn't say bowties were magical and got you laid. I said Ladies like bowties. I was just saying that different strokes for different folks. Some girls like them and some don't I guess.

[Turf1600]

Find me a girl who has had sex with you solely b/c of your jeans and t-shirt. It's not happening. I didn't say bowties were magical and got you laid. I said Ladies like bowties. I was just saying that different strokes for different folks. Some girls like them and some don't I guess.

I don't think I'd be interested in a girl who likes guys with bowties.

[Jscotty]

That's what I thought the thread was about.

I did too.

[delatlanta1281]

Find me a girl who has had sex with you solely b/c of your jeans and t-shirt. It's not happening. I didn't say bowties were magical and got you laid. I said Ladies like bowties. I was just saying that different strokes for different folks. Some girls like them and some don't I guess.

No problem. I will go find one tonight. ;)

[atomic]

I don't think I'd be interested in a girl who likes guys with bowties.

x2

[TheEtaUnderdog]

i personally love the sorority sluts who are into bowties, polos, and money. Hott vain girls FTW!!!

[blunttech]

i personally love the sorority sluts who are into bowties, polos, and money. Hott vain girls FTW!!!

man i bet you knock em dead with your 20 yo eta and a bow tie.
that just screams cash and big ballin

[Ryan Stewart]

what exactly is the message a guy wants to send when he thinks about sporting a bow tie? i see these freaks walking around with them and i just shake my head.
ive never ever met a guy wearing a bow tie that was normal

It saves you from having to tell people you are gay.


I kid because I would expect homosexuals to have better fashion sense. Its probably for guys who have never been kissed.



As for girls, I hate those fucking things around their necks. I always yank them off. It pisses them off but oddly they always still seem to be loose whores afterward.

[TheEtaUnderdog]

man i bet you knock em dead with your 20 yo eta and a bow tie.
that just screams cash and big ballin

lol

[TheEtaUnderdog]

and am i the only one whos laughing at all the people taking this thread seriously?

[dark89e30]

Heres what urban dictionary had to say about it...
1. Cincinatti Bowtie
544 up, 89 down

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.

"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."