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My wife is terrified of goats. She was on a trip to the petting zoo one time when she was a kid, and a goat ate her name tag (around her neck on a shoelace), and was pulling on the shoelace, and she thought it was going to eat her.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
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