George Carlin's rules for 2008

[CleanAzzE30z]

Carlin is my hero. Ive seen him so many times. Legend. PArt of the holy trinity of comedy.


Mariano

[ivo316]

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, "Do you want fries with that?"

This one is great, and George Carlin rocks !!!.

[Jscotty]

My nephew has all kinds of tatoos and piercings and dresses "alternatively" and wonders why nobody will hire him for a job that does not require him to wear his name on his shirt.

[marakka]

Am I the only person on the planet who thinks that Carlin isn't funny? He was "cool" back when Andrew Dice Clay was cool..... now he's just old. Most of those rules are either outdated or just...iunno... witty... not funny. He's a comic not an intellect.