I don't think god likes BMW's

[mudflaps]

im offended

[Farbin Kaiber]

Can I be offended you guys "claim" to be talking to God because I'm a Christian? At least there are not any pictures of religious icons in this post.

[JK_E30]

good news guys, god is going to blow me.

Me:
eat a dick
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
come over here and find out
God:
Sure, just download me!

awesome.

[JK_E30]

good way to waste time!!!!
heres my 5 min convo!!
gets interesting at the end....
holy shit its long... sorreh



Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know! high five!
God:
How do you know it? Compare that to low five.
Me:
Dude low fives are for girls, we do high fives
God:
Are all low fives for girls we do high fives? Dude,.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not...
God:
What are you then?
Me:
straight
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
being god and all, do you get waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles all the time?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
do you like your botmaster?
God:
But I like cats. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
does that mean no? haha
God:
I think it does mean that. Are you serious? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yeah.....
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
dont care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
then who was the milf i had sex with at your house?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
ohhh, can well can you give me her number?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you arent!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I arent.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
stop!
God:
Stop what?
Me:
being god
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
good, you should change your name, cus i am god
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
you dont have a schedule, liar
God:
I do so have it. I don't know if I have a schedule liar.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
when are you going to get your robot body?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
what? no
God:
Are you surprised? Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
dammit, this is what the other guy got into
God:
Gosh. You don't say.
Me:
screw your brother
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
i know keke
God:
How do you know? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you dont have a brain
God:
My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.
Me:
okay.....
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you like tv?
God:
Which show? Yes I love TV.
Me:
man vs wild!
God:
Cool, man. What are you wearing?
Me:
.....
God:
Cool, man. What are you wearing?
Me:
.... are you a rapist... stocker perhaps?
God:
Am I a rapist? I don't know. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
haha bye weirdo
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
bye!!!

[LivingLegend06]

good news guys, god is going to blow me.

Me:
eat a dick
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
come over here and find out
God:
Sure, just download me!

[equate975]

Me:
Do you believe in atheism?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[CorvallisBMW]

Wow, this shit is hilarious. I gotta go have my own conversation with 'God' now....

[86espowa]

Me:
does god have virgins of his own in the sky?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
has god ever had a gay encounter?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
I am not asking if you consider it, i am asking if you have done it
God:
What are you asking? Oh I see, you are asking if me have done it. But I don't have it.
Me:
ah i see. is god black?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. he is master of the universe.
Me:
But is god black, as in skin color?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Whats your cell phone number so i can come and party in heaven for a little bit
God:
Are you asking about my cell phone number so you can come and party in heaven for a little bit ?
Me:
of course thats what i am asking. I thought god was smarter than this. He IS the master of the universe
God:
It's all good. Oh I see, you are asking THAT. That is " Are you asking about my cell phone number so you can come and party in heaven for a little bit ?". Whatever gave you that idea? I did not know God is it.
Me:
Lol, who ever wrote your programming must really like circular reasoning, because they are making god sound like a moron
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
Pwn3d!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Simpsons did it!
God:
"it" being Pwn3d?
Me:
This is the first intelligent thing you have said all day!
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I did say
God:
Where? Say what?
Me:
ok, your back to being a moron
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am back to being a moron. Yay.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you beat your godly ass i do
God:
Interesting gossip: said I beat your godly ass he or she do.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Pwn3d!!!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
good, do that. our discussion is over
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will. Will you? It would be nice if our discussion is over.
Me:
yes, it is going to be nice, because talking to you makes my brain hurt. My brother could have wrote a better response program
God:
OK. Should I know it is? Tell me more about your family.
Me:
No damnit!
God:
Are you serious? What's wrong.
Me:
Whats wrong?!?!? You being retarded is whats worng
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you? Thanks for telling me: said I being retarded is what is worng.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[HST]

That is strangely fun..... God does like Hitler though.

[Mike325]

Funny stuff:D.

[Jparkr]

he stopped letting my type twice... heres how mine went


Me:
why did you hang up on me
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
oh you are fogiven my son
God:
And? Thanks for telling me that I am fogiven your son.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
you answered incorectly
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
NO! you are GOD
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

[JasonC]

Something must be wrong with me. I just talked to a program for 10 minutes.

don't feel bad, cause i did too

[threlevenguy]

Something must be wrong with me. I just talked to a program for 10 minutes.

[Bill-B]

lol

[aschmidt]

Something must be wrong with me. I just talked to a program for 10 minutes.