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    #61
    Linus beat me to it. Nothing says "I secretly keep a can of pepper spray in my console just in case..." quite like middle class suburban white-boys throwing gangsigns. The "peeking out from under the bandanna" up-turned forehead adds an especially menacing look. And finally, the loosened collars and neckties lets you know that they mean business.

    Fucktards one and all.

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      #62
      go find their cars one night and put opened cans of sardines where ever you can in the engine bay by reaching in from underneath just wear gloves to keep the smell off of you while doing it

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        #63
        go find thier cars one night and pour a couple of large bottles of brake fluid on thier cars.;)
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        88 M3,88 325ic,87 325is
        e30s are like fat girls that USED to be hot, you just gotta work them out to make them hot again.

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          #64
          Do you have the lady friends number;)

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            #65
            I don't know man, some of them dudes are flashing gang signs.
            HaHaHaHaHa Ahhh HaHaHaHaHa.
            Sausage smokers!

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              #66
              Originally posted by wickedE30 View Post
              go find thier cars one night and pour a couple of large bottles of brake fluid on thier cars.;)
              real fucking smart, don't fuck with people's cars if for nothing else than karma.

              that and the fact that some day you'll fuck with the wrong person and they will kill you.

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                #67
                ok.......I'm scared now........I might get shot.
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                88 M3,88 325ic,87 325is
                e30s are like fat girls that USED to be hot, you just gotta work them out to make them hot again.

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                  #68
                  The interweb is serious like this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles in the jeep.:giggle:
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                  88 M3,88 325ic,87 325is
                  e30s are like fat girls that USED to be hot, you just gotta work them out to make them hot again.

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                    #69
                    waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless don't drive jeeps.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Jscotty View Post
                      waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless don't drive jeeps.
                      Oh my bad.....I meant in the e30.
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                      88 M3,88 325ic,87 325is
                      e30s are like fat girls that USED to be hot, you just gotta work them out to make them hot again.

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                        #71
                        I'm just trying to piss him off.:p
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                        88 M3,88 325ic,87 325is
                        e30s are like fat girls that USED to be hot, you just gotta work them out to make them hot again.

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                          #72
                          Ben, your 22? how do you afford all those cars. if yuo dont mind me asking what do you do/?
                          1988 e30 alpine white vert 5speed
                          1987 e30 325 eta
                          1983 e28 533
                          2001 x5 4.4l
                          1997 e36 M3 Alpine white 5speed
                          1991 Jeep XJ I6 4.0

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                            #73
                            He's the guy from Jamba Juice in the banana suit. Those guys make bank.
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                              #74
                              geek
                              1988 e30 alpine white vert 5speed
                              1987 e30 325 eta
                              1983 e28 533
                              2001 x5 4.4l
                              1997 e36 M3 Alpine white 5speed
                              1991 Jeep XJ I6 4.0

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by atomic View Post
                                go find their cars one night and put opened cans of sardines where ever you can in the engine bay by reaching in from underneath just wear gloves to keep the smell off of you while doing it
                                If you pour the "sardine juice" in their A/C air vents, well it takes several weeks to get that out. Pour it in the ones at the bottom of the windshield. Another good trick is to put a zip-tie on their axle. Get the biggest one you can find. When it hits the bottom of the car, it sounds like something is really f'ed up. The more the better.
                                Originally posted by KingB
                                Scratch my back and I buy a prostitute for you, to rub your balls. HAHA now thats some funny shit.

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