Motivational Posters ---NWS

[thectrlguy]

[mtechnik]

Obese emo one was great

Centipedes ...make me crap myself. But admitting it doesn't make me manly it just means I'm open about being a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
~Zar4

Don't be so hard on yourself mang.

I hate centipedes and kill them out of fear of getting stung. I've had a couple of them come at me when I threathened the. Those dweebs are fast on tile or linoleum flooring !!!

Any tarantula or black widow would also send me packing after I find something to throw at it. :D

[TheEtaUnderdog]

[mtechnik]

Aahahahahahah

The real-life Mighty Mouse. Sorry old fans of Might Mouse. :razz:

[Quik325ix]

yea the spider ones...not a fan. I have severe arachnophobia so i tend to get the fuck out of the house if i see one. Seriously, it wasn't this bad til i got bitten by a brown recluse. That was fucking fun....

[Coco Savage]

man someone should make more spider posters...

[VacMan]

yea the spider ones...not a fan. I have severe arachnophobia so i tend to get the fuck out of the house if i see one. Seriously, it wasn't this bad til i got bitten by a brown recluse. That was fucking fun....

In the summer I make a weekly event of walking the outside of the house with "Home Defender" spray and killing all the black widows. I hadn't even seen one in real life until we moved into our new house and now I might see 10 in one night! I hate spiders too and I've found that a great solution is to watch them die a painful death at my hand.

Sorry to go off-topic. I'd put up another poster but I'm afraid I'm not very creative. :D

[Desaevious]

yea the spider ones...not a fan. I have severe arachnophobia so i tend to get the fuck out of the house if i see one. Seriously, it wasn't this bad til i got bitten by a brown recluse. That was fucking fun....

+1 I liked it when my motivational posters didn't scare me and have me constantly looking around my ceilings JUST in case. My neighbor was bitten by a brown recluse and his leg swelled and had a nasty skin rash along with it. That made my arachnophobia even worse.

[ldsbeaker]

That one spider near the curtains... (whoafuckthat) That thing is just TOO big.
Just like that fat Emo guy. That's even more gross than the spiders.
How can you live that way? srsly.
Sorry if any of you guys are heavy, but, I mean damn... only babies are supposed to have dimples instead of knuckles. Fo realz.

[ejnight]

WTF is he thinking.

[Quik325ix]

+1 I liked it when my motivational posters didn't scare me and have me constantly looking around my ceilings JUST in case. My neighbor was bitten by a brown recluse and his leg swelled and had a nasty skin rash along with it. That made my arachnophobia even worse.

yeah when i got bitten by that little fucker it actually raised this welt like thing on my arm that was literally 3.5 inches high. Really painful. They actually put me on medicine for leprosy to combat the tissue deterioration. it actually worked. i just have a small scar now but Christ that was not fun in the least bit.

[andyman2487]

I went backpacking in Philmont in middle school, an area thats known for brown recluse spiders. I went to go take a shit, did my duty, pull the pants up and go to walk away when i notice a dead spider crushed in the spot where my right foot was on the tile floor. I guess that I stepped on the fucker when I sat down. Low and behold, it was a brown recluse.

[Midnight Sun]

Anyone else feel like they are breaking rules 1 and 2?

Breaking rules 1 and 2 are required for achieving lulz yet keeping sanity.

[duodvlhntr]

Spiders are fuckin' creepy. I had an entire nest of black widows in my car. It was shipped from Cali so I can only assume that they stayed for the trip to Iowa.

[duodvlhntr]

Hopefully these worked.