procastination

[Guest]

OMG I just cannot get myself to finish writing this paper that's due tomorrow! I have like one more paragraph to go, write in some citations, and make a bibliography page, but I just keep sitting here staring into space! I hate my life! I am going nowhere! Hooray! Does somebody have a noose I can borrow?!

[ivo316]

[Justin B]

Procrastination sucks, I know all about it. Procrastinate asking me about it :P jk
Good luck getting over it, being lazy and not doing what is far more important is not cool at all, it entirely sucks and I've been through it. Getting better though...

[Jscotty]

Procrastinators usually end up living with their parents at age 35 with a stack of porno mags under the bed working part time at Walmart. They don't have a car or a life because they have no girlfriend, no money, and the only thing they anticipate is the next new video game coming out in a few weeks.

Now imagine yourself in that picture. What will you choose? The paper or the lifestyle I indicated above?

[E30 Wagen]

Well, there are about a half dozen video games coming out this fall that I want to get.

[delatlanta1281]

Procrastinators usually end up living with their parents at age 35 with a stack of porno mags under the bed working part time at Walmart. They don't have a car or a life because they have no girlfriend, no money, and the only thing they anticipate is the next new video game coming out in a few weeks.

Now imagine yourself in that picture. What will you choose? The paper or the lifestyle I indicated above?

God damn that sounds just like me. I procrastinate my ass off and all I have is my own house, four cars, tons of porn, all the video games I want, a kick ass girlfriend, and make a great living.
Wagen, finish your paper.
Scotty, quit stating useless facts.

[Turf1600]

God damn that sounds just like me. I procrastinate my ass off and all I have is my own house, four cars, tons of porn, all the video games I want, a kick ass girlfriend, and make a great living.
Wagen, finish your paper.
Scotty, quit stating useless facts.

x2. I drag ass on everything and I have it made.

[delatlanta1281]

I have been early with a project once in the last 2 quarters.
If you are early with shit, you are expected to be early consistantly. I am on time with everything I do. In my business if shit gets done on time 75% of the time that's ok. Home Depot is constantly changing its mind with things, so half the shit I do ends up being useless or repeated on a monthly basis.
Job security though.

[Jscotty]

Scotty, quit stating useless facts.

Obviously my facts were useful enough for you.

[E30 Wagen]

I finished the paper. With a hammer.

No, really, I did. It's just amazing much more difficult it is to write a research paper, without directly copying your sources, than it is to install vinyl siding on house.

[Jscotty]

Installing vinal siding is a relatively easy job to do. Aluminum siding is the real ass kicker.

[delatlanta1281]

Obviously my lack of facts were useful enough for you.

Fixed

[Jscotty]

+1 :)

[delatlanta1281]

WooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[colombacho]

I was about to post a while ago, but got lazy and left it for later. so here it is. BTW i also forgot what i was gonna say. lame