Halp me.

[s0urce]

I'm twenty seven dollars in debt, my girlfriend broke up with me last weekend, I'm dropping out of college to pursue my dreams of being a mechanic, I'm getting married next week, and my fiance is posting pictures of herself on the internets. Did I come to the right message boards for help? Please advise.

[Herb]

Sir there is hope... Get on board with the fiance and take the damb pictures yourself, then market them as porn and make a killing with your own website. Dropping out of college was a bad idea... though if you still have your ID you should scout for co-eds to pose in the pics with your fiance, and you never know your girlfriend might come back to you and initiate the pending threesome with you the future wifee. The sales on your new site will solve the -$27 problem.

Becoming a mechanic is a great idea, you will need a way to "wash" the ensueing drug money coming in so that you can keep your "models/fiance" from spending what little cash you permitt them to have for stupid things like food and clothing, and keep them doing "quality" work. You should also use you new mechanic job to pimp out the other "models", just not your future misses, that would be just f'in wrong.

If that all dosen't work out, you are a loser, and I'm having a foursome with your gf, fiance and my own wife anyway so you have no real chance to start with. They said you were worthless and should off yourself.

GL Buddy, welcome to the forums.
Sincerly
Herbert

[Janissarie]

you are on the right forum mang

now go and kill them all

[jflip2002]

Sir there is hope... Get on board with the fiance and take the damb pictures yourself, then market them as porn and make a killing with your own website. Dropping out of college was a bad idea... though if you still have your ID you should scout for co-eds to pose in the pics with your fiance, and you never know your girlfriend might come back to you and initiate the pending threesome with you the future wifee. The sales on your new site will solve the -$27 problem.

Becoming a mechanic is a great idea, you will need a way to "wash" the ensueing drug money coming in so that you can keep your "models/fiance" from spending what little cash you permitt them to have for stupid things like food and clothing, and keep them doing "quality" work. You should also use you new mechanic job to pimp out the other "models", just not your future misses, that would be just f'in wrong.

If that all dosen't work out, you are a loser, and I'm having a foursome with your gf, fiance and my own wife anyway so you have no real chance to start with. They said you were worthless and should off yourself.

GL Buddy, welcome to the forums.
Sincerly
Herbert

Harshness. Love it.

[s0urce]

I knew I came to the right place. Thanks guys.

[Herb]

Anything else we can do to help, just let us know.

I will load the gun and cock the hammer, but I will need the red racing truck, aka firetruck, willed to me to pull the trigger.

Have a Good Day.